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Media Gets Off On Train Masturbator (Pick Your Favorite Headline!)

Huffington Post   First Posted: 09/13/09 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 02:50 PM ET

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When one of the top stories is a subway flasher, it's practically a field day for the local media. Here's a quick rub- er, rundown of the wit that is New York headlines -- VOTE for your favorite!

Quick Poll

Who Has The Best Headline?

The Village Voice: "Have You Seen... Stroker on the #3"

The New York Post: "Lazy Cop Is A Jerk"

1010 WINS: "Woman Jerked Around By Cop?"

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