Media Gets Off On Train Masturbator (Pick Your Favorite Headline!)

When one of the top stories is a subway flasher, it's practically a field day for the local media. Here's a quick rub- er, rundown of the wit that is New York headlines -- VOTE for your favorite!

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Who Has The Best Headline?

The Village Voice: "Have You Seen... Stroker on the #3"

The New York Post: "Lazy Cop Is A Jerk"

1010 WINS: "Woman Jerked Around By Cop?"

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Comments

[bzb]

So why is it OK for a newspaper to call a cop "lazy?"

[henrypapillon]

Well, don't that BEAT ALL ! I'm sorry, i couldn't help but say that.

[Whinger]

He's clearly one of those guys who's in love with his right hand.

[TheJibreelaMonsters]

this happen to me before but I got arrested for carrying a concealed weapon but was able to ride in the front of the police car

[ReasonIsMyReligion]

"Subway Salami Stroker Slips Through The Crack -- Passenger Peeved at Passive Police"

[henrypapillon]

PLEASE PUT ALL PENISES PROMPTLY AWAY !!!!

[MadHeart]

Listen up, men: If you flash your shortcomings in person, don't be surprised if I burst out laughing, point at you, and exclaim "Jerkoff!"

[surlybird]

Come on let the jerk off.

[djny10003]

I'm just about to get on the 3 with my daughter. I'm gonna watch for that guy, don't know what I'll do if I see him.

[KataVideo]

What you should do involves thrusting your heel forcefully and repeatedly into the area that he is lavishing with attention. Over and over until he stops moving.

[ReasonIsMyReligion]

I think I'll be taking the 1 train.

[jonathonz]

Hmmm...we have a little problem with male sexuality do we?

[jpjbus]

Headline: "Police won't touch it"

[TimLB]

I LOVE New York! You just don't get that kind of wit on the west coast *sigh*.

[LMPE]

Do they even realize what they're writing?

[HekmabaJuzimax]

Of course.

[BookKeepersSon]

"They" who they? We can't read your mind, LMPE. What are you trying to say?

[AuntiepoppyCock]

I was on the metra once and a guy did the same thing. I thought what huge creep. I told the ticket collector and he was kicked off the train. I was shocked and outraged to say the least!

[ReasonIsMyReligion]

The Daily News is countering with:

"Cheney's Bush Whacking..­. Believes Ex-Prez Went Soft"

Now THAT's your... weiner.

[RightWingClipper]

LOL!!!!! thats great! 'hard' to 'beat' that one!

[CarbonDate]

Would "Dick's Bush Whacking" have been too much, do you think?

[ReasonIsMyReligion]

I'm going to... abstain.