Tom DeLay Contestant On "Dancing With The Stars" Season Nine

AP -- Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay will join 15 celebrities from the worlds of entertainment and sports in kicking up their heels on the new season of "Dancing With the Stars."

The show's largest cast ever, announced Monday, features singers Mya, Macy Gray and Aaron Carter; actors Ashley Hamilton, Melissa Joan Hart and Debi Mazar (MAY'-zahr); and models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland.

Contestants also include reality stars Mark Dacascos and Kelly Osbourne; entertainer Donny Osmond; mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell (lih-DEL'); professional snowboarder Louie Vito; Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin (KAWG'-lin); former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin and the former congressman from Texas.

The ninth season of the hit ABC show premieres Sept. 21.

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[Heru1]

This is The Hammer's way of Coming Out

[motamanx]

Check your wallet after dancing with ole Tommy Boy.

[jimpager]

I THOUGHT the show was "Dancin with the Stars." Turns out, its 'Dancin with Indictees." I guess he could dance to "Jailhouse Rock." Hammer's as old as Elvis would be... Or since he was allegedly
money laundering contributions through the RNC to local RepublicKlan candidates, maybe he could dance to the Beatles, "Give me MONEY." You remember that one,..

"The best things in life are free...
but you can give em to the birds and bees...
I want MONEY...thats what I want."

That should get old twinkle toes movin...

And we can rename the Judges panel "THE GRAND JURY."

After watching Karl Rove try and trip the light fantastic a couple of years back, I think "HAMMER DANCIN" might be as big a disaster as Hammer ideology. I feel bad for his dance instructor...and her feet.

[641A]

Tom Delay on Dancing With The Stars? Nice... Here's a guy that took a million dollars in illegal contributions from Russian oil execs (which were represented by Jack Abramoff), committed perjury, gerrymandered Texas voting districts to disenfranchise black and Latino voters and ABC considers this guy to be a "Star?" This POS is the poster-boy for shady, backroom politics. Maybe next season ABC can get Randy "Duke" Cunningham and Jack Abramoff out on a work furlough program. They could call it "Dancing Behind Bars."

[williambanzai7]

DANCIN TOM THE REPUBLICAN FOOL
(Dancin Fool, Frank Zappa)
WilliamBanzai7

Don’t know much about ethics
That’s why I’m dancin to this stupid song
You know my brain is smaller than all others
n both my feet’s too long
course now right along with em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might win a TV prize
I’m a dancin’ Republican fool, I’m a
Dancin’ Republican fool
When I heard the ethical committee beat; I jumped outa my Congressional seat,
Now I can’t compete, cause I’m a
Dancin’ Republican fool, I’m a
Dancin’ Republican fool

The GOP folks all dressed up
Like they’s fit to steal
I walk on in n see ‘em there
Gonna give them lobbiest folks a campaign finance thrill
When they see me comin’
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My political suicide, I’m a
Dancin Republican fool, I’m a
Dancin Republican fool

The Political beat goes on
And I’m long gone
The Political beat goes on
And I’m long gone
The beat goes on n I’m so gone
The beat goes on n I’m so gone
The beat goes on n I’m so gone
I may be totally wrong, but I’m a
Dancin’ Republican fool, I’m a
Dancin’ Republican fool

[JFD8]

DeLay cannot possibly rig
Results of his star-dancing gig;
But he won't have to cheat
Cause despite two right feet
He twirls a mean lobbyist jig.

News Short n' Sweet by JFD8
http://twitter.com/JFD8

[billiebunny]

Reality? what is reality to a politician

[billiebunny]

Reality? what is reality to a politician.. . even if it is TV Show

[Jonathan Pansacola]

He used to be a fool. Now at least he's a dancing fool.

[From the Raft]

WE KNOW he is a FOOL. We don't know if he can DANCE.

So let's just stick with: He is a fool.

[terrawolfe]

I expect he'll go the way of Tucker Carlson.

[deeplycynical]

God. This is pathetic. Losers watching has-beens on reality TV is one of America's most embarrassing phenomenons.

[PresWatch]

David Duke must have turned them down.

[NJmikeV]

He should be doing the "pick up the soap" dance in some jail cell by now.

[Owltree]

LOL!!!

[NotBeatenYet]

Can anyone tell me why this creep isn't behind bars?

[Bramble8]

How lame of ABC!