Fox's incredibly dispiriting two-hour special, 'Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage,' aired Wednesday night and basically made the Gosselins look like the Brady Bunch.
In case you missed it, we learned that Nadya Suleman has not had sex in nine years, she lives in fear of her children being snatched, her 2-year-old calls her 'Bitch' and none of her 14 children wanted to wish her a Happy Mother's Day.
She also gained 138 pounds during her latest pregnancy and has a weird fixation with bikini pictures of Kate Gosselin, who she said got a tummy tuck so that people would take pictures of her. Suleman, on the other hand, would have us believe that she hates the cameras.
"Honestly, I'm not as attention seeking, probably never, it's just my opinion, but some people are desperate for attention," she said on her two-hour special, shot during the months she was shopping for a reality show.
In the clip below, Suleman covers her babies with a blanket then rushes to apply makeup as the unwanted paparazzi chase her.
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