Stephen Colbert Panics Over The US Sugar Shortage, Pours Sugar All Over Himself (VIDEO)

Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen got news of the sugar shortage. He screamed, poured sugar on himself, declared sugar "Jesus' dandruff" and then invited Food Politics author Dr. Marion Nestle on to confirm his worst fears.

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Comments

[EgyptianMysterySchool]

Honey, Agave Nectar and Stevia - all better than highly refined sugar and corn syrup.

[Mike Barden]

I like Nestle's Crunch.

[tuberider]

Colbert is brilliant. God Bless the Comedy Channel and this link. Comedy is fearless. That's why it best approximates the truth. RAVE ON JESTERS WHO COURT NO KINGS !

[mamacat]

Last night Rachel Maddow reran segments from Jon Stewart's interview with the queen-bee of the death panelists. Where would we be without the Comedy Channel? They are brilliant. And, what are we going to do for the next three weeks, while Colbert and Stewart are on vacation?

[Ontrackmac]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3214100593069532942&ei=TKqOSq7NFprMrQKi79ThAQ&q=more+sugar&hl=en

[jer9848]

Glad it was not honey.Bears love honey. :P

[mamacat]

Love that Colbert! He is sooooooo sweet!

[Weirdwriter]

Funny, the only news venue that seems to be reporting this alleged shortage is Fox News.

[bavb63]

and this is bad?

[danimalplanet]

Stevia Colbert

[Whitley2009]

Stephen, you are out of date. Think STEVIA, Stephen, STEVIA.

[Chaucea]

Stevia = AWESOME stuff! :-D

[alumcreek]

Sweet act.

See what creative bribery can do for you if wish to control a commodity? The sugar producers bribe congress and congress screws over the nation in return for more bribes every 2 years. Simple, easy & sweet for the bribed legislators.

Now extend this for oil, medications, insurance, banking and all other commodities that congress will gladly put on the block and sell to the highest bidder.

[truesteam]

As an American woman who is addicted to the stuff and the mother of children I think, Sugar Shortage probably a good thing.

Love Colbert.

[Flahdagal]

"You will not deny that my voice sounds like there's a crisis."

Our media in a nutshell. Or sugar bowl.

[Aroddo]

Hehe, indeed. He summed up the substance of every faux news showmaster, too.

[curiousasheck]

Oh man, oh wow, that's like . . unbelievable!

[Anthony Salvo]

So good!