Rush Limbaugh Disses Jay-Z, Warns That Obama Intends To Harm America's Penises

So, this happened: Jay-Z apparently name-checked Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly in a recently-leaked track, "Off That", from The Blueprint 3.

Feeling no remorse, feeling like his hand was forced, Rush responded on his old-timey radio show today, saying something about penises. Mad flow!

LISTEN:

LIMBAUGH: I have been mentioned in a rap song by the rapper Jay-Z. Got a new song out there, what's the name of the song? Don't know what the name of the song is, new song out mentions me and the moderate Bill O'Reilly.

JAY-Z [audio clip]: Black vs. white my nigga, we off that. Please tell Bill O'Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls, it's 2010 not 1864. Yeah we come so far. How's that for a mix, got a black president, got green presidents.

LIMBAUGH: Is this - Snerdly, mark a new development in my career, to be singled out in a rap song by the famous rapper Jay-Z? I guess it is, I guess it's - as far as I know, I've never been mentioned in a rap song by anybody. I guess it means I made it, I'm now in a rap tune by the famous rapper Jay-Z. "Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls, tell Bill O'Reilly to fall back." I would remind the rapper Jay-Z, Mr. Z, it is President Obama that wants to mandate circumcision. We had that yesterday, and that means if anybody - if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama. I did not know I was on anybody's balls either. I'm happy to know that they think I am though. But I didn't - I didn't actually know that I was.

How did Limbaugh not realize he was on people's balls? And what's this junk about Bill O'Reilly being a "moderate?" Anyway, Noel Gallagher came a lot harder than Limbaugh. That's just a fact.

[LISTEN: "Off That," by Jay-Z (feat. Drake)]

O'Reilly also responded Monday night to Jay-Z's name-checking, playing the song during his "Reality Check" segment and snapping:

"A regular Otis Redding, isn't he?"

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Comments

[been2there]

Why does God not heave a thunderbolt?

[janeycat]

lol

[jubei]

i swear i didn't know that Bill O Reiley was a moderate,this news to me,HUH?

[jsgaetano]

Compared to Rush Limbaugh..­. O'Reilly's still on the far right fringe.

[Pharaoh617]

LMAO Get off my balls doesn't mean you're getting a circumcision" LMAO Poor rethugs...­....

[helenlig]

Rush, it is not Obama that mandates circumcision it is GAWD. Read your bible!

[truesteam]

What do you suppose it means that Rush is so quick to revel in the literal? Rather than the poetic? Hmmmmm it is curious. I wonder if we would have to travel to Costa Rica to get that answer.

[SARGE1]

I'm sure Rush knows all about Penises He is the World's Largest One!

-Sarge

[Tulka2]

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) recently came out with the opinion that if circumcision were universal, it would offer some kind of defence against the strain of HIV that transfers from men to women. Limbaugh, would like you to think the "gobment" is monolithic and Obama is running the CDC.

The CDC is wrong. They could just as well have said it would be a good idea for uncircumcised men to wash themselves after a sexual encounter. Calling for circumcision because men won't wash themselves is like calling for ears to be lopped off so they don't get infections.

In the places where the inter-sexual strain of HIV is rampant, like north Africa, there is a real lack of clean water to easily wash after sex. The CDC thinks if the men in those places were circumcised, the spread of the disease would be slowed. .

In a place where there is no clean water, they want to circumcise newborns. Good luck with keeping that incision clean when there is no clean water.

Lack of clean water is the problem.

[lonecrone]

Heaven forbid that anyone should threaten Rush's little winkie! Didn't Oprah just interview someone rather famous for winkie wacking?

[research]

circumcision is perverse.

That said, it's just more girth wing lies.

Circumcision also does not reduce AIDS. loot it up.

[GiveUsFree]

Rush really showed his lack of understanding of popular culture in his response.

[Grannysue]

Well Bill O, if the President is going to "harm penises" as you state, you won't have anything to worry about then.

[MsMcgee]

HeeHeeHee

Rush won't either!

[averygard]

I don't think Rush can find his under all that blubber.

[Shayrae]

Touche.

[CPR]

This is too funny. But a few things you left out your song Mr. Jay-Z.

Using the "N" word...we off that.
Calling women "Bitches".­...we off that.

[annie0107]

"A regular Otis Redding" ... Bill O'Reilly showing his age.

[zippywpinhead]

Otis Redding would find Bill O as disgusting as the rest of us do...

[Ramirez]

I listened to part of the Jay Z song linked here in the article.

Anyone here ever buy what he's selling?

[zeke67]

Sure, I like his albums. Some are good, some are great. Maybe he's not your cup of tea.

[markytex]

how can someone listen to somebody talk about themselves day in and day out?

[oldguydude]

That's what we're experiencing with Obama now.

[pkafin]

Really? can you quote anytime in the last month that Obama made himself the centerpiece of his own comments?

[zippywpinhead]

do you just type whatever id.iotic thought happens to fall out of that empty head of yours?

[zeke67]

You work for Rupert Murdoch don't you??