Top Ten Ways To Irritate Dick Cheney (VIDEO)

Letterman took on former Vice President Dick Cheney last night in a top ten list mocking his anger, heart condition, and love of "Gossip Girls." We're pretty sure the latter isn't real, but it would be amazing if it were.

Dave is no stranger to Cheney humor. Since the man left office Letterman has lampooned him regularly for having a torture dungeon in the basement of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, cataloged his mistakes, mocked him for his excuses, and even poked fun at his Netflix queue. Snap.

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[RobertHenryEller]

04:18 AM on 09/04/2009

"The last time I looked, the United States of America was governed by the Constitution. Not by Dick Cheney. If Mr. Cheney continues to insist that he is the law, and not the Constitution, then he should be taken at his word. He should be stripped of his citizenship. And then, he should be treated like any other un-lawful combatant. Mr. Cheney knows the drill. He invented it. Then we will see whether Mr. Cheney likes living under his own laws, as much as he disdains ours." - Robert Henry Eller, Milan, Italy.

I posted this at the New York Times website in response to their editorial:

"Dick Cheney's Version" http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/03/opinion/03thu1.html

I'm posting the comment here because it received the second highest number of reader recommendations, 337, of any comment to the editorial.

I'm human, so yes, I have an ego. But I decided to copy the comment here not to boast, but because the reponse made me wonder:

What would the political cost/benefit be if AG Holder actually follows the evidence where it may lead?

Is the administration's political arm correctly calibrating that cost/benefit?

[Dustee]

09:14 AM on 09/03/2009

11th way to irritate Dick Cheney - tell him he's on his way to prison.

[cseper]

03:59 PM on 09/02/2009

I cannot watch Huffpost Videos...Why?

[mikebarden]

02:26 PM on 09/02/2009

Is: Ya didn't bow down to me on the list?

[LemonMeringue]

11:55 AM on 09/02/2009

Go Dave. Never stop.

[Cogs]

10:58 AM on 09/02/2009

Indicting Cheney for war crimes would really get his goat.

[regularmess]

10:15 AM on 09/02/2009

Are hear bald noogies are really uncomfortable. It's been so long, but does anyone remember this? http://thehappeningstory.blogspot.com/. Give it 6 minutes and it'll change your mind.

[Guytar]

02:14 AM on 09/02/2009

All power to David Letterman whenever he drags VP Dick Cheney down through his many lies to the American people and his terrible betrayals of the US Constitution during the G. W. Bush presidency.

Thank you Senator Ted Kennedy for your constant struggle on behalf of the neediest in our society.

[Tim303]

01:03 AM on 09/02/2009

Be the first black President of the USA.

[LiberalJo]

06:52 PM on 09/02/2009

haha... that should have been on there for sure!

[doneflyin]

12:29 AM on 09/02/2009

Just keep reminding him he is not President anymore.

[OneTop]

12:43 AM on 09/02/2009

Or ask him to tell the truth.

[RevBookburn]

11:50 PM on 09/01/2009

Most effective irritation: full accountability for corporate crimes, torture and war crimes.

[tantrictim]

10:32 PM on 09/01/2009

photoshop an image of him sitting behind a glass partition in the hague

[somsoc]

11:29 PM on 09/01/2009

We can only hope that day is not too far in the future.

GOP = Party of Death

[tbonehead]

09:33 PM on 09/01/2009

The number one way to iritate Cheny is to tell him there really is a Judgement Day!!!

[zezel]

09:16 PM on 09/01/2009

Hey Dave, there's a new VP now. Dave, are you afraid to make jokes about Obama?

[Tundrapat]

10:33 PM on 09/01/2009

Obama's not "the new VP", zezel.

[Pippilangstrumpf]

10:38 PM on 09/01/2009

zezel,
All the comedians make fun of Obama, but face it...since he's not a doofus, divisive, mean spirited, ill-informed, selfish, arrogant, bumbler, there really isn't a lot of comedic material to work with.
The biggest thing you can laugh at concerning Obama is his coolness...which SNL did a pretty good job of.
Everyone lamented the end of Bush because they knew their comedy would be more difficult when Obama won. It could have been different with McCain/Palin...but I'd rather have an intelligent, compassionate president than 4 years of belly laughs if the old guy and flaky lady won.

[Ken Maddox]

09:00 PM on 09/01/2009

Number one should have been: Inform him he is a has been, washed up, former VP, and nothing he says or does matters to anyone anymore.