Sanford: I'm Figuring Out My "Secret Agent Mission"

The Daily Beast:

Last week, Mark Sanford, South Carolina's beleaguered governor, sat down to lunch. A waitress walked up, and offered him comfort--a scene that, given his troubles, has been recurring with surprising frequency these days. "Look, I'm a longtime Democrat," she said. "I don't really follow all this stuff that closely, but what's going on right now is wrong." She gave him a hug, Sanford recalls, and told him to "keep pushing."

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Comments

[garymc8]

THE GOP IS INSANE.

[lunchlady]

How about resign, throw self at feet of wife and beg forgiveness, reconnect with four sons and take them somewhere fun, forget about Argentina and the White House. Jenny's got loads of dough. He would be smart to hang in there with her, or else he'll be begging Maria to let him move in to her small apartment in Buenos Aires. If she's still interested.

[skepticalindenver]

Anyone watch "The JerK" with Steve Martin? Doesn't this sound a lot like finding "his special purpose?"

[rf dude]

And the new phone books should be here soon -

the phone books showing a new name next to "Governor"...
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[Rog49Thomas]

Because I am former Republican, I find that God speaks to me less frequently than previously.

But, I am confident I heard Him yesterday.

He told me: "Tell, Brother Sanford, that his mission (and he has no choice but to accept it) is to preach the Word of God to the people of Waziristan".

I hope that this post will make it to the Governor and he will heed the word of God.

[MRb1000]

The republican party is cracking up. This guy speaking like a true crack head. Please get him some help!

[MaybeMilo]

Governor Sandturd isn't worth the e-ink this article is printed on.

[elizlucinda]

Did he go to the same spy school as Maxwell Smart?

[gigihoffman]

Is that what they told you at C Street Governor? Was it part of your "Secret Agent Mission" to screw around on your wife and to leave your state unattended for a week and to spend your states money on frivilous trips?

[AirViceMarshalPark]

Your secret agent mission:

Go pork a H0 in Argentina.

[rosiebond007]

Oh please, check into rehab - your eyes are way too red and puffy !!

[Raster]

He needs to put his fate under the command of.......Glenn Beck! Only Glenn can interpret this enigma.

[soapington]

There was no waitress. No hug. There's no secret mission. And no god of any sort would look on this twerp with anything but a passing smirk.

[NoSillyName]

Why doesn't this jerk just go away? Far away. Maybe Argentina or somewhere South of the Border.

[rf dude]

S.C. governor: cannot be gay, but kookoo OK...
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[Rog49Thomas]

Well, in a country founded on the ideal of representative democracy, I'd certainly expect the Governor to represent the majority of folks in his State.

Based on demographics I've seen, the second group vastly out numbers the first in SC.

[Gene Colvin]

James Bond is a secret agent, Mark. Do you know the difference between you and him? He was never stupid enough to get caught.

Get real, Guvnah. You got busted doing the do with a woman who was NOT your wife. You called yourself a Christian, presented your self and family as an example of a perfect family, and tore it down in the blink of an eye with your infidelity. You're no greater than the men you judged. Get real and let that gay guy run the place for a while.