Joe Wilson Is Your Pre-Existing Condition: New Website Takes Shots At 'You Lie' Congressman

With the tagline "You dissed America; we'll dis you right the f**k back," the new Website joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com takes shots at Congressman Joe Wilson for yelling "you lie" at President Obama last night during his health care address.

While the South Carolina representative wasn't the only disrespectful member of Congress last night (many Republicans laughed when the President acknowledged that there are still significant details to be worked out before a health overhaul can take place), he was the most disruptive. And although he has apologized, his detractors are still angry.

This new Website, that sprung up overnight, is the perfect example of such anger, with each page holding a new dis. And while some are silly:

• Joe Wilson used your best scissors to trim his ear hair
• Joe Wilson laid off your dad just before his pension kicked in
• Joe Wilson canceled arrested development
• Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
• Joe Wilson yells 'Free Bird' at concerts
• Joe Wilson called your sister a skank
• Joe Wilson hit on your mom
• Joe Wilson didn't refill your Brita pitcher
• Joe Wilson traded the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote

Some address the health care crisis and his outburst directly:

• Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
• Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
• Joe Wilson cancelled (sic) your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
• Joe Wilson made me spend8 to buy this domain

THE BEST ADDITIONS FROM OUR COMMENTERS:

• Joe Wilson uses White-Out on legal documents By AUNT KITTY.
• Joe Wilson steals one of each pair of socks while they are in the dryer. By Tommygun264.
• Joe Wilson pees sitting down. By lucite
• Joe Wilson's phone goes off in movie theaters. By Trish Daly.
• Joe Wilson walks his dog on your lawn. By Unshriven.
• Joe Wilson scrawled your sister's phone number in the bathroom stall. By mnich13.
• Joe Wilson shot Bambi's mother. By innocentyetwicked.

Comments

[seriousstuff]

Joe Wilson begs for his super money.

[BluePrideStephen]

Joe Wilson lives in northern South Carolina, which is so very different from southern North Carolina.

[ffny]

Joey boy needs an eyeoptomy....Sever optic nerve from rectm to cure his crappy outlook!

[nonofyabusiness]

Joe Wilson's Mother eats kitty litter...

[smilodon1]

Joe Wilson puts a blow-up "companion" in the passenger's seat of his car so he can use the HOV lane.

[rathacat]

Joe Wilson had to repeat kindergarten. Even then, he didn't get the basics.

[rathacat]

Joe Wilson is our country's pre-exisisting condition. Let's insure it and cure it.

[paulabflat]

joe wilson yelled "stairway to freebird" at a grateful dead concert and then puked on your favorite shoes.

[ricmarc]

joe wilson shaves his pubes in the gym shower, then pees

[captainatom]

Joe Wilson sniffs his mother's underwear while she's still in them.

[mikebarden]

Maybe that's cause she's got cocaine hidden there. &
Now I'm listening to: The Police > Message In A Bottle

[nonofyabusiness]

eeeewwwweee...but LOL

[textynn]

Only a Republican could be elected with Tourette Syndrome . For them it's considered a plus.

[bettyx1138]

Joe Wilson farts in crowded elevators.

[dlpcs]

Joe Wilson will do it live.....f**k it, he'll do it live!

[ShinjiIkari]

Joe Wilson thinks "Borat" is a documentary

[rxpcraig]

Joe Wilson was on "Predator Raw" on MSNBC once. What a creep.