Dickipedia: Teabaggers

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Teabaggers born January 20, 2009, are American protesters with little to no understanding of sexual slang.

Alright, the elephant with giant balls in the room. A "teabagger" is defined as: a man who dips his testicles into the mouth of another person (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water).

Despite the fact that calling them "dicks" seems gratuitous in its reference to the male anatomy, never has their dickishness been more evident than when they came out in droves on September 12, 2009, opposing government-run health care, higher taxes, current fashion trends, bailouts, increases in the government's power, shirts with sleeves, and all logical thought. These Teabaggers have taken part in a "grassroots" campaign that has covered the nation in spontaneous protests since tax day 2009. And by "grassroots," I mean "nationally organized and supported by Fox News."

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Comments

[HistoryBuff15]

Well, the name teabaggers does fit perfectly with them.

[TheOceanWalker]

They couldn't have picked a better name. It never fails to amuse.

It's like they had Tobias Funke coming up with the name of the rally.

[Jane Scroggins]

I grew up reading history books instead of Porn! My what a deprived existence! To my everlasting shame I actually had to ask a gay friend what they were talking about! Oh the shame of my ignorance!

[DavidDial]

You could raise the average IQ of the next generation of Americans by 20 points if every teabagger had to undergo a little snip snip snipping to remove them from the national gene pool.

[livesinreality]

Then who will clean the sewer's and pickup the trash at the curb?

[cdemackio]

Monkeys or illegal immigrants (so they can get health insurance).

[DavidDial]

I'm not sure who will do it but I am sure that whoever it is will be contributing at least as much and maybe more to society than anybody who works on Wall Street just as they are today.

[pinhead71]

LMAO i think your numbers are a little conservitive(no punn intended)

[Erdgeist]

I don't think teabaggers are ignorant people. However, it is true that most ignorant people are teabaggers.

[scarletxoxoxo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Emerald1943]

Hey scarlet....is your avatar a pix of Mrs.Slocum from "Are You Being Served?" That had to be one of the funniest shows ever! I still love it!

[scarletxoxoxo]

Yes! You have good taste.

[23DEC1913]

I'd hazard most regular folk over 30 are not very hip to elitist metrosexual innuendo.

[coastalcarla]

Excuse me? Everyone I know that is laughing at the tea bag reference is over 45. Anyone that plays video games knows what tea bagging is. And video games are played by more than just the under 30 set. No, the ig no rant WT "baggers" are just a really clueless segment of the population. And just because they're loud, doesn't mean that they are many.

[23DEC1913]

Your excused ;-)

Hmmm..I'm trying to figure out what video games make reference to 'teabagging'

Clueless .. ignorant .. certainly some. Like in any 'group' of course.

[Emerald1943]

I'm 66 yrs. old...and I knew from the outset what it meant! Thought I would fall out of my chair laughing the first time I heard that from one of the rethug dorks! But the funniest part is that they STILL don't get it! LMAO

[mofmars333]

Part 2

I want to add that I know these people aren't all of ill or racist motive.

But ignorance is no excuse because it's dangerous to our nation's well being.

The duped protesting against their own interests, because of believing propaganda & not doing good research, in their ignorance are by association, no better than domestic terrorists.

When it comes to the first amendment & claiming these unpatriotic people have a right to it, we need to make new rules.

Let's go for a bill that keeps them in check.

One that draws a line & separates freedom of speech from hate speech.

When these liars who dwell in deception work against a sitting president that was voted in & the majority is behind him, they should be dealt with accordingly.

Their guilt of crimes against our nation should be settled in court by the people & for the people.

As for the war protesters. Crimes of the past administration could have easily been proven in a court of real law. Proved that it was an illegal occupation, therefore the protesters would have been safe in their freedom of speech because they weren't liars like these "pretend to be patriots" are.

[doubtingdavid]

So you are just saying they're not racist just ignorant.

[coastalcarla]

That pretty much sums it up.

[mofmars333]

Some are racist, some are just duped & that means void fact, so yes, they're ignorant, too.

Here's Part 1

Some of these people are domestic terrorists & they're dangerous!

Make no mistake about it!

Their kind have abandoned our nation.

They've been engaging in outright political activism.

Fox, Rush, Beck, & their ilk are officially the leaders of "The Resistance Party"

Start grassroots campaigns. Make fliers. Use your imagination, just do something.

Dangerous individuals who help incite with lies should have to back those lies to a tee.

Not a tea party!

When they can't back the lies & deception they should be jailed & fined.

There should be a line between free & hate speech & that line's been crossed. We need a bill that identifies free speech from down right hate & racist activity.

It's time the "Resistance Party" is stopped.

Some of these mixed up people are innocent & not of ill or racist motive but Ignorance (of the law) is no excuse (for breaking it).

The good news is decent people recognize truth when they hear it so many will wake up.

Take action now;

http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

http://mediamatters.org/action/fightfox/

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Encourage elected officials & everyone you know to take action, too, & tell them to do it now.

Join this forum & stand by for Obama's people to take it back from teabaggers & birthers who've temporarily taken it over, just as they're trying to do to our nation.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WETHEPEOPLE_UNITED/

[Troy Lynch]

A friend came up with a great alternative name for the "teabaggers": The Dick Army!

[Raquel DeRozza]

The dick army hahaha! GOOOD one!!!

[gypsysailor]

Oh balls, now that is funny.

[Emerald1943]

Actually laughing out loud!!! Love it!

[Ohsnap]

These people have never seen a million people before (compared to the hick town they come from..25,000 probably looks like a million to them).

I don't think any of these people have ever seen a Macy's either. They shop in those hick town thrift barns that sell things like beer can hats and $3.00 sweatshirts in bulk.

[MH610]

Wow.

I wasn't aware everyone that comes from a small town is stupid and a hick....

How many times have you seen a million people in one place before again?

[larmar]

At the promise keepers event in Washington D.C. in 1997. A picture of the 1997 event, of the mall and monument grounds filled with people was being used by the tea baggers as a picture of their event.

[Piatt]

I'm with you on your second sentence. Grew up in a small town in Northern Illinois. Now live in NYC. There are plenty of stupid hicks in both places. They just have different accents.

[Daadee]

I grew up in NYC, now live in tiny hick town. There's plenty of "morans" in NYC but the vast majority in hick towns are dumb as stones.

[doubtingdavid]

Yup, they've been/will be taxed out the finer stores

[Ohsnap]

I didn't know why Tea Baggers called themselves that. But after finding out the "real" meaning, they should keep the name. It makes perfect sense to me now.

[papla]

Funny, But true

[JazzyJim]

Like I said, they don't just accept their ignorance, the CELEBRATE it!

[Bellbiv]

Irony of all ironies!! Moveon.org actually tried to start the teabagger movement years ago!! They even created a commercial to run during the Super Bowl in 2004 and CBS denied them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkFbYxrxbA8

[papla]

funny but true