Whoohoo! Patrick Duffy and the crab are back just two weeks after their last installment! At that point the pair they were arguing over whether or not Patrick could be the next American Idol. Shel Krab told Duffy he was too old and atonal.
Now they're arguing over whether or not Patrick is a serious actor or just a pretty face. "How many shower scenes did you do in 'Dallas'?" He asks pointedly. Apparently, the crab is still angry that Duffy referred to him as a "character actor" aka funny looking. "Hollywood doesn't appreciate talent unless it comes in a pretty package."
In the end they band together to mock the girls of "America's Next Top Model" instead of each other, but we're still left wondering if the pair couldn't use a little couple's therapy.
(FOR THE LAST FOUR INSTALLMENTS OF PATRICK DUFFY & THE CRAB CLICK HERE.)