Matthew McConaughey Cannot Stand Up By Himself (PICTURES)

Aaron Kraus of the blog "MY BRAIN IS MADE OF THINGS MADE OF GOLD" caught this hilarious trend of Matthew McConaughey's serious lack of balance in movie posters. He found the first three posters and we added EdTV, Surfer Dude, and We Are Marshall for more evidence that he needs people and trees to support him or he will fall down.

Comments

[Ventoi]

This reminds me of the day I woke up after having the strangest dream about this man in a sparsely, yet expensively furnished home...

someone was walking up and down in front of his couch talking to him...
he seemed to have a broken neck
as he sat there
his head kept flopping side to side...

there was a death announcement for him in Wikepedia (you look up the names and find the photo)
for a few minutes...

but then it disappeared.

I can't remember his name now.

[Ohsnap]

And he played a really creepy older guy still hitting on teenage girls even though he graduated years ago. He looked creepy, too.

[Ohsnap]

I've seen him in Dazed and Confused. That's the only movie I've seen with him in it.

[GreenEyedGuru]

dumbest story ever on HuffPo.

[ninetwelve]

if you've seen 5/6 of the movies listed above, you should be sterilized.

[Sandmanj]

I've seen one. Because of Kate Hudson. Do I lose a limb?

[miriada]

that's brilliant! ...he's a "lean", mean, loving machine :o)))

[Peaceisnecessary]

The male version of Jennifer Aniston. These actors just keep getting richer by doing the same movie every 3 months with different cast members. Somebody likes their movies.

[Promise]

Good observation. They should make a film together and then a sequel and then maybe a TV series until the world becomes saturated with their brand of superficial cuteness and moves on to better things.

[jessicajuliette]

that is so un-american-we have to love them! they're american staples like mayonnaise, and white bread...
ok they're milquetoast...

[karma namdak]

THAT is friggin' hilarious! Who would notice this?! Briliant!

[PoliticalJunkie65]

OMG, I was just about to write the same thing!

[Box500]

His movies can't stand up on their own either. This guy is a talentless Jackhole....typical vapid celebrity.

[NHBill]

Juuust a bit harsh.

[Box500]

Not as harsh as I really wanted to be.

[BillLaimbeer]

Zing!

[jojothedoggirl]

Lone Star was a good movie and so was the movie he made with Bill Paxton, can't remember the name tho.I have'nt seen any of his later movies.Not my cup of tea.But he's totally hot.

[Bluejay00234]

Whoa never noticed before.

[Badgirl]

okay, fine, he can't stand up straight. But whose had better stoner scenes? Him, "Dazed and Confused". Brad Pitt, "True Romance". Or, Sean Penn, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

[BillLaimbeer]

My vote is Brad Pitt because, as I recall, he showed a lot of bravery by smoking out of a honey bottle shaped like a bear- which is a godless killing machine.

[PoliticalJunkie65]

Sean Penn ordering the pizza to be delivered in class!

DUDE!!!!!

[greguva]

The Dude abides.

[JakeZula]

This observation was originally made on the excellent movie blog FilmDrunk. Please give credit where it's due.

[T Pol]

Funny stuff! I haven't seen any of these movies except EdTV. The one movie of Matthew McConaughey's that I will always remember was one of his earlier ones, the first I saw him in and in which he caught my eye: Amistad, as the young lawyer mentored by JQ Adams while defending a slave. Excellent movie and excellent performance by all.

[inthedesert]

Aren't Matthew and Woody having an "affair"?? I'll bet Woody loves Matt's...u­m....woody­. LOL.

[MarkBoston]

I thought Matthew was Lance Armstrong's heart throb ... oy, can't anyone stay loyal anymore ??

[PoliticalJunkie65]

I didn't like either of them until you said that...now I'm interested! :-)

[jojothedoggirl]

That was a lame a&& joke.

[ricmarc]

i like stewie griffins take on matthew mcconaughey. it is spot on.