Matthew McConaughey Cannot Stand Up By Himself (PICTURES)

Aaron Kraus of the blog "MY BRAIN IS MADE OF THINGS MADE OF GOLD" caught this hilarious trend of Matthew McConaughey's serious lack of balance in movie posters. He found the first three posters and we added EdTV, Surfer Dude, and We Are Marshall for more evidence that he needs people and trees to support him or he will fall down.

Comments

[Ventoi]

09:14 PM on 09/27/2009

This reminds me of the day I woke up after having the strangest dream about this man in a sparsely, yet expensivel­y furnished home...

someone was walking up and down in front of his couch talking to him...
he seemed to have a broken neck
as he sat there
his head kept flopping side to side...

there was a death announceme­nt for him in Wikepedia (you look up the names and find the photo)
for a few minutes...

but then it disappeare­d.

I can't remember his name now.

[Ohsnap]

01:30 PM on 09/27/2009

And he played a really creepy older guy still hitting on teenage girls even though he graduated years ago. He looked creepy, too.

[Ohsnap]

01:29 PM on 09/27/2009

I've seen him in Dazed and Confused. That's the only movie I've seen with him in it.

[GreenEyedGuru]

10:01 PM on 09/26/2009

dumbest story ever on HuffPo.

[ninetwelve]

07:57 PM on 09/26/2009

if you've seen 5/6 of the movies listed above, you should be sterilized­.

[Sandmanj]

12:37 PM on 09/27/2009

I've seen one. Because of Kate Hudson. Do I lose a limb?

[miriada]

05:02 PM on 09/26/2009

that's brilliant! ...he's a "lean", mean, loving machine :o)))

[Peaceisnecessary]

11:31 AM on 09/26/2009

The male version of Jennifer Aniston. These actors just keep getting richer by doing the same movie every 3 months with different cast members. Somebody likes their movies.

[Promise]

11:19 PM on 09/26/2009

Good observatio­n. They should make a film together and then a sequel and then maybe a TV series until the world becomes saturated with their brand of superficia­l cuteness and moves on to better things.

[jessicajuliette]

10:58 AM on 09/27/2009

that is so un-america­n-we have to love them! they're american staples like mayonnaise­, and white bread...
ok they're milquetoas­t...

[karma namdak]

10:04 AM on 09/26/2009

THAT is friggin' hilarious! Who would notice this?! Briliant!

[PoliticalJunkie65]

01:21 PM on 09/26/2009

OMG, I was just about to write the same thing!

[Box500]

08:21 AM on 09/26/2009

His movies can't stand up on their own either. This guy is a talentless Jackhole..­..typical vapid celebrity.

[NHBill]

11:52 AM on 09/26/2009

Juuust a bit harsh.

[Box500]

02:34 PM on 09/26/2009

Not as harsh as I really wanted to be.

[BillLaimbeer]

12:33 PM on 09/26/2009

Zing!

[Bluejay00234]

03:26 AM on 09/26/2009

Whoa never noticed before.

[Badgirl]

11:16 PM on 09/25/2009

okay, fine, he can't stand up straight. But whose had better stoner scenes? Him, "Dazed and Confused". Brad Pitt, "True Romance". Or, Sean Penn, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

[BillLaimbeer]

12:37 PM on 09/26/2009

My vote is Brad Pitt because, as I recall, he showed a lot of bravery by smoking out of a honey bottle shaped like a bear- which is a godless killing machine.

[PoliticalJunkie65]

01:21 PM on 09/26/2009

Sean Penn ordering the pizza to be delivered in class!

DUDE!!!!!

[JakeZula]

08:47 PM on 09/25/2009

This observatio­n was originally made on the excellent movie blog FilmDrunk. Please give credit where it's due.

[T Pol]

08:44 PM on 09/25/2009

Funny stuff! I haven't seen any of these movies except EdTV. The one movie of Matthew McConaughe­y's that I will always remember was one of his earlier ones, the first I saw him in and in which he caught my eye: Amistad, as the young lawyer mentored by JQ Adams while defending a slave. Excellent movie and excellent performanc­e by all.

[inthedesert]

07:09 PM on 09/25/2009

Aren't Matthew and Woody having an "affair"?? I'll bet Woody loves Matt's...u­m....woody­. LOL.

[MarkBoston]

09:04 AM on 09/26/2009

I thought Matthew was Lance Armstrong'­s heart throb ... oy, can't anyone stay loyal anymore ??

[PoliticalJunkie65]

01:22 PM on 09/26/2009

I didn't like either of them until you said that...now I'm interested­! :-)

[ricmarc]

06:35 PM on 09/25/2009

i like stewie griffins take on matthew mcconaughe­y. it is spot on.