World's Fastest Nudist Gets Tacos In Williamsburg (VIDEO)

Move over Naked Cowboy, New York's got a new nudist sensation.

The rather conspicuous World's Fastest Nudist was recently spotted chowing down on some tacos in Brooklyn. And while he doesn't have a guitar or a failed mayoral campaign, he may just give the Naked Cowboy a run for his money for New York's most notable naked guy.

Not much is known about the "WFN," although he claims to hold over 400 nude-speed records and his real name appears to be Donnie.

So, is he a crazy guy running around naked? A viral marketing ploy? Or really the World's Fastest Nudist who just runs everywhere?

You decide.

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Comments

[janeycat]

why is he not already arrested ?? that is just plain ugly...

[SimianNation]

I still think that if guys are allowed to go around without a shirt on, for the sake of equal rights, women should be allowed as well. I believe that a number of years ago NYC did concede the point and legalized female toplessness in public.

Think about the blatant inequality in this unequal situation. I found this on Wikipedia, and it talks about just this point. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom

Anyway, that's my 2 cents on nudity for the day.

[phredralf]

I've heard it's legal for a woman to be topless on the streets of NYC, but she'll need to cover up those nipples if she's working in a strip bar.

[JohnDrake6]

Eating mexican nude is worse than riding a Harley without a muffler. For god's sake, put on a filter!

[alguien]

naked cowboy isn't even naked-he wears gross tiighty whities.

[jws2346]

Whether he got a chilly dog or a muffin is not important. What he didn't get is. What he really needed was some mental health help. Only in America

[rbryanh]

Noncomform­ity/Nudity = mental illness. Conformity/Shame = mental health.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

[LiberalIncarnate]

I don't think that being naked in public is mental illness. If that is how you judge mental illness, perhaps you need an education. I consider people that overly conform to societal concerns to be mental illness because you give up ever being unique.

[Dragash]

Nice legs :-))

[Liberal Angel]

Why is it always the ones that don't have the bodies to do it, are the ones that always force their acceptance of their bodies on us? I'm not against public nudity, so long as the nudist in question is something to look at.

[Mij13]

I don't know, he looked ok to me.

[SwimToCenter]

I need closer inspection for final assessment, let's see more of this guy so we can decide

[Joe Moore]

It's like going to the nude beaches in California. Those who shouldn't be, are. Those who should be, aren't.

Seriously.­..WT?F

[Friend-O]

Streak on through Taco Bell. Some 70's habits die hard.

[BandsofBlack]

One last try...

I prefer my #$*@ in a box.

[kinoptikation]

WHAT?... a nude man can't get a taco nowadays?

[talkingdog]

Naw,...man­,..he got a chilly-dog­,...dude!?

[liarsclub75]

That's a muffin @$$.

[OhComeOnNow]

Wolrld's fastest nudist?

Not fast enough, apparently­...

;-)

[Mirabai305]

Running and eating is not good for the digestion . . .

[averygard]

Well, alriiiighty then. Cue the "Party Boy" music. Sometimes you just want a taco and everything's in the washer.

[chaya]

How can he be nude if he is wearing socks, shoes, and a gigantic purse over his privates?

[ohbeehave]

Exactly. My local paper just did an article on a homeless family that live in a luxury apartment. I can't figure out why some headlines are so over sensationalized.

[TheCommons]

I woudn't really call it gigantic.