India Cricket Team Instructed To Have Sex Before Matches

India Sex:

NEW DELHI, India -- Gary Kirsten, the coach of India's cricket team, has some advice for his players:

Have sex before matches, boys. And if no partner is available, then "go solo." It says so, right in the team's training manual leaked to Indian media.

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Comments

[formlessness]

best team ever

[roshni]

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

[Tipotter]

Don't do it! Rubber legs!

[derrickhoyle]

The team is going to be tired before they even start the game!

[scarletxoxoxo]

Woo Hoo! I know what they are doing in the locker rooms.

[gaudreau]

Do they take walk-ons?

[Meggie]

Interesting recruiting tool.

[spagbol]

This is actually rubbish. The coach has denied ever saying this and that to do so would be against his moral beliefs and religion. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/kirsten-denies-sex-advice/story-e6freye0-1225779888542

[beebletree]

I can already imaginge commentary for years to come.. "This player doesn't look like he is in form today, must have had a fight with the missus"

[DeepsyRascal]

Poor India, looks like the sex didnae work? Pretty limp display if you ask me. Or was their cricketing performance just a reflection of their sexual prowess?

[Khirad]

“What do cricket and Bollywood have in common? Young men who would get nowhere without perfect bodies.”

Golden.

[twisted-european]

Gary could instruct 'Bobby' Jindal to take a hike on Sanford's 'trail' ... ;-)

[KIVPossum]

If they do it as a team and it's televised maybe cricket will be worth watching.

[CrazedSurfer]

I wouldn't talk like that in Bridgetown !

[bluesky49876]

The coach should be fired and and not allowed to coach ever again. He does not what the helll is he talking about.

[holyfrak]

Also, I now understand where the term Sticky Wicket "came" from

[roshni]

EEEOW!