Keith Olbermann named Newt Gingrich "World's Best Person" for revoking two of his Business Defense and Advisory Council Entrepreneur Awards after he discovered that one went a strip club and the other to a porn DVD superstore.
The owner of the strip club, Dawn Rizos, was looking forward to the awards dinner:
"I honestly thought that Mr. Gingrich wanted to honor our company because it's very successful," Rizos said. "Really, what's two more people to dinner? How rude!"