Sarah Palin Seeking Lipstick, Beauty Deal: Report

StyleList.com:

You see, there's a pretty little rumor running around the beauty industry that Palin's agents are seeking a cosmetics deal. Page Six reports that the Palin crew may be attempting to capitalize on her infamous joke about the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom. (Lipstick. Har har.)

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Comments

[Donnat]

Shame on those VA and NY candidates not inviting Sarah to help them raise funds and campaign. This woman quit her job as governor to be your paid shill and now she has to go begging for makeup ads to make ends meet.

[Deadra Martin]

Sara Palin why do we still care?

[MyGuyO]

OMG, Missy just won't disapear.

[dingmanschoice]

i just wanna know . . . will this woman ever go away? this 15 minutes seems soooo long to me!

[nana4g]

Palin should be more concerned with what comes OUT of her mouth than with what she puts ON her mouth!!

[Zoe28]

if it makes me look, act or talk like her, you couldn't pay me to wear it!

[deevee]

If the lipstick deal falls through, perhaps she can pick up a Jimmy Dean endorsement. I'm just being sensible in these troubled economic times. I really am.

[iconoclast6]

Little B.rist0l can pitch in too. How about taking over the infomercials for "Thigh Master™?

[cheeriogirl]

One of Sarah's guilty pleasures does seem to be pork, so I think you've got a great idea there, deevee.

[iconoclast6]

"Ladies, is yer hubby a-lookin' fer S-E-X somwheres else?"

"Praise Jayzuz, I'm Sarah Palin. Sometimes even in a Christian family, a man gots to have a little glaah-mer iffen ya wants to git yer marital duties done. Ya know, my pastor says 'honey, iffen tha barn needs a-paintin', then paint it fer shur!' That's why I have SUCH joy about new Shekinah Cosmetics! Made accordin' to Bible principles, the Shekinah Corporation is a-helpin' to bring G.od's plan to the Third World. All our products are made by child labor in poor sinful places like Wonduras, Hattie, and Indianeezhuh, thus showin' them brown people all about God's intelligent design fer a free market."

"Just look at Shekinah's line of lip enhancers. It comes in Jezebel Pink, 6000-Year-Ole Earth Tone, and fer them times when he's gotta have ya a little sinful: Scarlet Woman! When I wear Shekinah, Tah-dd FINALLY wants me ta do somethin' with my mouth besides talkin' non.sense fer half a million a pop. He says Scarlet Woman has him speakin' in tongues! Shekinah Cosmetics, girls. My face reflects the glory of Gah-dd...and so can yours! Great Christian business opportunities too! How much would you pay fer the Shekinah Starter Kit? But wait, log on right now and we'll also throw in this here moose shooter and a signed first edition of my book! Just go to dumb.as.a.­sack.of.ha­ir.com!"

[Truth Wins]

Now finally a job that matches her skills........ she should take it soonish, since she is 40 something and anyway about to be forgotten.

[maggied43]

I will boycott any lipstick or anything else she promotes.

[jazabelz]

Me too!

[jazabelz]

I wouldn't even use it on a pit bull!

[t iessa]

I doubt if you're in her market focus. And don't malign pit bulls. AmStaffs are the sweetest dogs in the world if they are not abused.

[klbrz]

I wonder if she will try to sell us the lipsticks with lead in them?

[babyboomerorig]

Makes perfectly good sense to me.

If it takes too long to make the deal, she'll probably back out of it.

[oldandweary]

Good point. Persons rise to their highest level of competence, and this is 'it' for her.

[Brooklyn49]

I think this actually may be a bit higher than "it"; but if this does work out, her first color should be "Peter Principle Pink."

[gallon]

How about "Pink Panther"? get it?

[ForVivi]

Nooooowww she's finally found a calling to match her abilities!

[vstar]

Now that's Presidential!