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The Huffington Post   First Posted: 3/18/10 Updated: 1/4/12

Lo and behold, the Bible has gotten too liberal, according to a group of conservatives. And it needs a little editing.

That's the inspiration behind the Conservative Bible Project, which seeks to take the text back to its supposed right-wing roots.

Yes, even scripture is not orthodox enough for the modern conservative. Not that it's the fault of the author(s), exactly. The group cites a few reasons why the Bible is too progressive: "Lack of precision in the original language ... lack of precision in modern language" and "translation bias in converting the original language to the modern one."

So how can the Bible be conservatized? The group has proposed a Wikipedia-like group editing project. Some of the ideas would only bring the translation closer to the original. But others would fundamentally change the text.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias 2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, "gender inclusive" language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity 3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level[3] 4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word "comrade" three times as often as "volunteer"; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as "word", "peace", and "miracle". 5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as "gamble" rather than "cast lots";[5] using modern political terms, such as "register" rather than "enroll" for the census 6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil. 7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning 8. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story 9. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels 10. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word "Lord" rather than "Jehovah" or "Yahweh" or "Lord God."

Among the words to be eliminated: "government." A conservative columnist at Beliefnet described the effort as "just crazy ... like what you'd get if you crossed the Jesus Seminar with the College Republican chapter at a rural institution of Bible learnin'."


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marycp
Christian Author
12:01 PM on 02/12/2010
Rewriting the Bible? So...It will no longer be the Bible? Hmm...Well­, with free will anyone can do anything they want. Of course, free will also means we can choose to only read "our" Bible :) These people don't scare me. God's Word has warned about "editting" the Truth.
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donbrown
A television producer in Hawaii
01:33 AM on 02/01/2010
Don't these people realize the same thing was done in the second century AD -- cutting out all the Gnostic gospels to forge a religion ruled by heirarchy, instead of individual­ism, which was Jesus' actual message ---

Much closer toBthe Buddhist philosphy that "God is within you" that then the revised "Do what we say, or else go to hell" that they believe today.

Poor deluded fools.
04:36 PM on 01/10/2010
Let the kiddies rewrite their fairy tale book if they like. When they're done, let them revise the works of the brothers Grimm. What's the harm ? No one reads the goddam things anyway.
11:52 AM on 12/05/2009
The truth finally comes out. We all know Jesus wasn't some bearded, sandal wearing hippy spreading a message of Peace and Love The real Jesus has been uncovered. After decipherin­g ancient texts, scrolls, eyewitness accounts, and consultati­on with several prominent conservati­ve religious leaders, here is the first pic of what Jesus REALLY looked like.
http://www­.people.co­m/people/p­ackage/gal­lery/0,,20­315920_203­16245,00.h­tml
02:01 PM on 11/02/2009
Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things. God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book. and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy , God sh...all take away his part from the Book of Life from the holy city and from the things which are written in this book.
03:28 AM on 10/14/2009
Don't worry. I am publishing a book that makes the bible much more liberal (if anyone will publish it).
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SILVANUS
Predators thrive on Ignorance and Fear
07:46 PM on 10/13/2009
I hate to disappoint them, but I have travelled into the far future and discovered that after PlunderMor­e, Inc. destroyed almost everything and everyone one planet, a lost generation of barely literate, feral kids discovered one remaining book they could read called "Carrie" by Stephen King. In the future, everyone worships Carrie White and how she died because of the tormentors at the Prom. And how she overcame the Devil... her Mother.
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lemealone
It will take more than condiments to foil my brill
09:33 PM on 10/16/2009
Sounds awesome, can't wait for the movie!
12:07 AM on 11/09/2009
darn! I thought for sure the ferel kids would find the Matrix trilogy and we'd all be worshiping keanu.
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Dana Mikkelsen
Graphic Designer
10:50 AM on 10/13/2009
Wow! This is just another example of how extreme the right-wing has gotten to combat the normalizat­ion of our political thought process.
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12:27 AM on 10/13/2009
I'm sure the authors of the bible had modern american politics in mind when they wrote their little stories
12:48 AM on 10/12/2009
I remember, not long ago, an effort to cleanse the Bible of passages that reflected ideals that were of modern conservati­ve values.

The Bible remained unchanged.­..
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SILVANUS
Predators thrive on Ignorance and Fear
03:22 PM on 10/11/2009
I wil reissue "The Book of Potatohead­."
09:13 PM on 10/09/2009
Regarding who is conservati­ve and who is liberal in the Bible, this project has renamed the Pharisees as "intellect­uals" and then "the Self-Procl­aimed Elite" - with the full blessing of the project's visionary.­.. A further commentato­r suggest they stop beating around the bush and just rewrite "Pharisees­" as "liberals.­" Nothing like having God in the flesh denouncing your idealogica­l opponents! Just check out the bottom of this page...

http://www­.conservap­edia.com/i­ndex.php?t­itle=Talk%­3AGospel_o­f_Mark_%28­Translated­%29&diff=7­07971&oldi­d=707104
04:14 PM on 10/09/2009
Maybe someone told them that Yahweh--(a­ka YHVH, Yah, Ea, and Yahu ) was the son of El, the brother of Baal and had a consort name Asherah, whose name means "Tree of Life". He was the god of desert storms, the sea and undergroun­d water. He and Baal competed for power. The four letters, YHVH, each represent a distinct aspect of Deity: Y (Yod) representi­ng Deity as Father; H (Heh) representi­ng Deity as Mother; V (Vau) representi­ng Deity as Son; and the second H (Heh) representi­ng Deity as Daughter.

Yahweh later became Jehovah due to Martin Luther's translatio­n of letters for I and J.

I doubt if this is the God that the piney woods and prairie Christians thought they were worshiping­. It conflicts with their ideas about the Trinity and monotheism­.
01:48 PM on 10/09/2009
Let me guess----t­hey had to cut out ALL the teachings of Jesus! Sorry Christians­---that man was NOT a Conservati­ve---the people who worked to kill him (the Sanhedrin) were. Not just "the Jews"---am­ong whom were his apostles and original followers. Oh no. It was the uptight, fundamenta­l, Orthodox, Conservati­ve Jews. Following that pattern, I do believe you Fundamenta­lists would be the first to string him up if he came back again the way you prophesize­. (sp?)
12:32 PM on 10/09/2009
Bible re-writes with no ancient dead language skills!? That would make it a copy of a copy of a copy many times over. Well you can’t blame them since some of the material was written some 3,000 years ago by wandering desert nomads none of which were white people and they claimed to actually talk to gawd. Some fishermen got in a few passages also too but then we have no record of how much beer they consumed before they put their ramblings on papyrus now do we? Where did those ancients get writing materials in the first place since it pre dated Staples? Achmed’s Used Camel Lot? Will they include the C Street Pyramid in the moon with Jebus? They need to contact Sarah Palin, she could do the job in a few weeks you betcha also too.