The 10 Creepiest Unintentionally-Sexual Ads Of All Time (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

I think you'll all agree these ads are creepy, but some of you may argue they're not all UNINTENTIONALLY sexual. Let's just say we're giving these folks the benefit of the doubt. Because if these ads were meant to be as lewd as they turned out to be then some of their auteurs belong behind bars.

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Note the disclaimer at the end: "Major pumping required."

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[derrickhoyle]

I busted up laughing when I saw my first K & Go last winter in Colorado. I guess I'm not the only one that couldn't believe they picked that name for a convenience store.

[stagebandman]

I had a friend who worked there and all the employees called it "eja-cu-late & evacuate"!

[wilray]

1-800-Pick UPS

[gmlaster]

The "Five Dollar Footlong" Subway ad should have been included here. Try watching it with the sound muted. It's just nasty.

[WhereIsTheTruth]

Add the Quizno's Toasty Torpedo ad...

[WhereIsTheTruth]

Hold on to your skirts - they have the Shake Weight for men, too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bTr8MA7EWU&feature=player_embedded

[wilray]

Hot guys, saying stuff like "I haven't had a pump like this in a long time." As a gay man, I definitely can endorse this product.

[WhereIsTheTruth]

I liked it! :-)

[fltnsplr]

Once again, kids, there is absolutely no reason for a hyphen to be inserted between an adverb and an adjective. "Unintenti­onally-Sex­ual" is a redundant construction, but if you didn't attend school back in the old days, I guess you shouldn't be expected to know any better.

I don't mean to be unnecessarily-harsh here, but sometimes I get really-exasperated by all the gratuitous­ly-employe­d punctuation that seems to be sweeping our formerly-e­ducational­ly-orienta­ted nation.

[smartalek]

See, it's just another sign that they're readying us for the Nazification of the country under the uber-Fuhrer Obama.
You know where else they use lotsa hyphens? KENYA!
Don't say us right-wing types didn't warn you. (They don't call us "Right" for nothing!)

[puzzled500]

Well, that proves it, Obama was born in Kenya.

[PlainJayne]

You seem to forget that right-wing states are the most uneducated in America. Texas, anyone? Conservatives could care less about education, unless it's about the bible.

[Shaddup]

They call you "right" for the same reason mobsters call each other "good fellas."

[theonezane]

I can't tell whether you're being satirical or honest. However, the original post has an underlying message regarding the lack of education in America. I don't think the statement "Don't say us right-wing types..." helps portray you as educated.
First and foremost, your noun does not agree with your verb. You would not say "Us warned you." You would,instead, say "We warned you." For this same reason, you should not say "Don't say us right-wing types didn't warn you." You would instead you the pronoun "we."
Second, you hyphenated "right-wing". Are you Kenyan?

I think this must be satire. It's just to easy to rebuke to be honesty.

[Ras G]

:-)

[gldnheart]

I LOVE Jon Stewart!!!! Such a nice Jewish boy, as my Nana would say. lol

[SangZe]

Muriel Cigars???

[BlueZoo]

It's been well over four decades since Edie Adams did the Muriel Cigar ads and, as I recall, there was no sex involved but just the overtly sexual come-on gaze of Ms. Adams who was a gorgeous woman anyway. There was no real innuendo either and Muriel relied on Ms. Adams to be reason enough to watch the ads. ( As an aside, Ms. Adams' husband, Ernie Kovacs, smoked Dutch Masters AND advertised for them and I've often wondered if she did the Muriel ads to get back at him for being a serial philanderer.)

[Cabrewe]

Have you seen the ad for Hall's Refresh? A very sexually charged commercial. When I wrote to the Cadbury Company I was told that it was screened before a number of people and was found to be acceptable. They didn't show me because I would have told them to fire their ad agency. I see it's on You Tube now as one of the funniest commercials ever. I would have called it the ad that makes YOU feel creepy for watching it.

[lawrencelugar]

What the hell are they thinking, or how could they not see the overtones of these ads?

God.

[Couch Surfing Ori]

Wow! What a great collection! I'm certainly sharing these with everyone I know! (Now to find me that special someone who owns a shake-weight :p )

[Woodley56]

There's a current spot for a chamois mop where the British guy says, "It works great if you've got wood." I've seen it several times but I just noticed the line. What do they think people are doing while mopping?

As an aside, they also say that to save money, you can drink the soda you've spilled on the floor after you mop it up. Probably supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but still a rather odd proposal.

[BlueZoo]

The British and the Americans part ways when it comes to the King's English and "wood" isn't used in Britain as a sexual connotation as it does in the U.S. The U.K. and European ads had me in gales of laughter for eight years when I lived there!

[Helloamanda]

ha ha those were prettttty funny might need to post a few on my site!
http://www.helloamanda.com/

[SingingWaiter]

Wow, I just laughed until it was painful. Gawd, these are terrific. The best medicine.

[LootPinata]

That "My neighbour jerks my chicken" ad is from the City of Toronto campaign to support local business, and is very intentional. Others include "My neighbour neutered my dog", "My neighbour sells home grown" and "My neighbour says size matters."

[smartalek]

If that's a public expenditure, it's a better use of tax dollars than much of what we do down here.

[arizonabay]

Where is the Tiddy Bear?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfI8Wm46qk