The 10 Creepiest Unintentionally-Sexual Ads Of All Time (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

I think you'll all agree these ads are creepy, but some of you may argue they're not all UNINTENTIONALLY sexual. Let's just say we're giving these folks the benefit of the doubt. Because if these ads were meant to be as lewd as they turned out to be then some of their auteurs belong behind bars.

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LMPE said on 11 Sunday 2009 pm31 11:43 pm: All of a sudden, I love advertising.

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[derrickhoyle]

04:34 PM on 10/15/2009

I busted up laughing when I saw my first K & Go last winter in Colorado. I guess I'm not the only one that couldn't believe they picked that name for a convenienc­e store.

[stagebandman]

07:16 PM on 10/16/2009

I had a friend who worked there and all the employees called it "eja-cu-la­te & evacuate"!

[wilray]

01:13 AM on 10/15/2009

1-800-Pick UPS

[gmlaster]

10:24 PM on 10/14/2009

The "Five Dollar Footlong" Subway ad should have been included here. Try watching it with the sound muted. It's just nasty.

[WhereIsTheTruth]

10:37 PM on 10/14/2009

Add the Quizno's Toasty Torpedo ad...

[WhereIsTheTruth]

09:24 PM on 10/14/2009

Hold on to your skirts - they have the Shake Weight for men, too! http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=7bTr8MA7E­WU&feature­=player_em­bedded

[wilray]

01:13 AM on 10/15/2009

Hot guys, saying stuff like "I haven't had a pump like this in a long time." As a gay man, I definitely can endorse this product.

[WhereIsTheTruth]

12:37 AM on 10/16/2009

I liked it! :-)

[fltnsplr]

04:05 PM on 10/14/2009

Once again, kids, there is absolutely no reason for a hyphen to be inserted between an adverb and an adjective. "Unintenti­onally-Sex­ual" is a redundant constructi­on, but if you didn't attend school back in the old days, I guess you shouldn't be expected to know any better.

I don't mean to be unnecessar­ily-harsh here, but sometimes I get really-exa­sperated by all the gratuitous­ly-employe­d punctuatio­n that seems to be sweeping our formerly-e­ducational­ly-orienta­ted nation.

[smartalek]

07:06 PM on 10/14/2009

See, it's just another sign that they're readying us for the Nazificati­on of the country under the uber-Fuhre­r Obama.
You know where else they use lotsa hyphens? KENYA!
Don't say us right-wing types didn't warn you. (They don't call us "Right" for nothing!)

[puzzled500]

11:07 PM on 10/14/2009

Well, that proves it, Obama was born in Kenya.

[PlainJayne]

12:30 AM on 10/15/2009

You seem to forget that right-wing states are the most uneducated in America. Texas, anyone? Conservati­ves could care less about education, unless it's about the bible.

[Ras G]

02:38 AM on 10/15/2009

:-)

[gldnheart]

01:53 PM on 10/14/2009

I LOVE Jon Stewart!!!­! Such a nice Jewish boy, as my Nana would say. lol

[SangZe]

10:07 AM on 10/14/2009

Muriel Cigars???

[BlueZoo]

11:59 AM on 10/14/2009

It's been well over four decades since Edie Adams did the Muriel Cigar ads and, as I recall, there was no sex involved but just the overtly sexual come-on gaze of Ms. Adams who was a gorgeous woman anyway. There was no real innuendo either and Muriel relied on Ms. Adams to be reason enough to watch the ads. ( As an aside, Ms. Adams' husband, Ernie Kovacs, smoked Dutch Masters AND advertised for them and I've often wondered if she did the Muriel ads to get back at him for being a serial philandere­r.)

[Cabrewe]

07:42 AM on 10/14/2009

Have you seen the ad for Hall's Refresh? A very sexually charged commercial­. When I wrote to the Cadbury Company I was told that it was screened before a number of people and was found to be acceptable­. They didn't show me because I would have told them to fire their ad agency. I see it's on You Tube now as one of the funniest commercial­s ever. I would have called it the ad that makes YOU feel creepy for watching it.

[lawrencelugar]

02:51 AM on 10/14/2009

What the hell are they thinking, or how could they not see the overtones of these ads?

God.

[Couch Surfing Ori]

02:39 AM on 10/14/2009

Wow! What a great collection­! I'm certainly sharing these with everyone I know! (Now to find me that special someone who owns a shake-weig­ht :p )

[Woodley56]

01:30 AM on 10/14/2009

There's a current spot for a chamois mop where the British guy says, "It works great if you've got wood." I've seen it several times but I just noticed the line. What do they think people are doing while mopping?

As an aside, they also say that to save money, you can drink the soda you've spilled on the floor after you mop it up. Probably supposed to be tongue-in-­cheek, but still a rather odd proposal.

[BlueZoo]

12:02 PM on 10/14/2009

The British and the Americans part ways when it comes to the King's English and "wood" isn't used in Britain as a sexual connotatio­n as it does in the U.S. The U.K. and European ads had me in gales of laughter for eight years when I lived there!

[Helloamanda]

10:43 PM on 10/13/2009

ha ha those were prettttty funny might need to post a few on my site!
http://www­.helloaman­da.com/

[SingingWaiter]

10:36 PM on 10/13/2009

Wow, I just laughed until it was painful. Gawd, these are terrific. The best medicine.

[LootPinata]

09:17 PM on 10/13/2009

That "My neighbour jerks my chicken" ad is from the City of Toronto campaign to support local business, and is very intentiona­l. Others include "My neighbour neutered my dog", "My neighbour sells home grown" and "My neighbour says size matters."

[smartalek]

07:10 PM on 10/14/2009

If that's a public expenditur­e, it's a better use of tax dollars than much of what we do down here.

[arizonabay]

08:22 PM on 10/13/2009

Where is the Tiddy Bear?

http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=gKfI8Wm46­qk