Marijuana Critic Hired By Colorado Newspaper

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KRISTEN WYATT | 10/20/09 03:55 PM | AP

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DENVER — The store has a television lounge and a pool table, and snacks and acupuncture are free for customers who drop up to $130 an ounce on 16 varieties of marijuana. But a reviewer of the business warns the decor looks a little cliche, what with the Grateful Dead posters on the wall and the Mexican-blanket tablecloths.

The medical marijuana review business is booming as states like Colorado and California have seen an explosion in the number of pot shops.

A Denver alternative newspaper recently posted an ad for what some consider the sweetest job in journalism – a reviewer of the state's marijuana dispensaries and their products.

Medical marijuana users can also look to dozens of review Web sites, even mainstream rating sites such as Yelp or Citysearch, to find their high. At least five iPhone applications allow weed fans to find the closest place to legally buy bud in the 14 states that allow some sort of medical marijuana.

The Denver paper, Westword, has already has gotten more than 120 applicants, many of them offering to do the reviews for free. When the newspaper settles on a permanent critic for its new "Mile Highs and Lows" column, industry watchers say, it will be the first professional newspaper critic of medical marijuana in the country.

There's one condition: The critic has to have a medical ailment that allows them to legally enter a dispensary, and buy and use marijuana.

"More and more people are having the opportunity to use marijuana for whatever illness they have. So we want to be a place they can come to find out which place is the best, the cleanest, the closest, that kind of stuff," said Joe Tone, Web editor at Westword.

Most current reviews focus on dispensaries in California, the first state in the nation to approve medical marijuana in 1996. Los Angeles now has an estimated 800 medical pot shops, up from only four in 2005. Colorado has more than 100, including one across the street from the state Capitol.

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The growth of the business has created clashes with local, state and federal authorities, prompting the U.S. Attorney General to issue guidelines this week telling federal prosecutors that targeting people who use or provide medical marijuana in strict compliance with state laws was not a good use of their time.

Sites such as marijuanareviews.com and weedmaps.com boast thousands of users who dish on the merits of various strains, from "White Widow" to "Afghan Gold Seal," which is cheap but one critic warns "delivers a very heavy stone with the same degree of munchies to go along with it."

The pot review sites say they're getting dozens of new users a day as people acquire permission to use medical marijuana but aren't sure where to go or what kind of pot to use.

"People are really desperate for this kind of information," said Justin Hartfield, manager of weedmaps.com, a Laguna Hills, Calif.-based Web site that now has five employees and is planning new sites for Colorado. "There are so many places to go that users are really looking for honest reviews."

The idea for Westword's column came from a writer who doesn't use marijuana.

Features writer Joel Warner has been covering Colorado's medical marijuana industry for years, and he noticed a wide disparity in the places selling pot.

"Some really looked like your college drug dealer's dorm room. You know, Bob Marley posters on the wall and big marijuana leaf posters," Warner said. "But then some were so fancy, like dentist's offices. They had bubbling aquariums in the lobby and were so clean. I thought, somebody needs to review these. Somebody needs to tell people what these places are like."

So Warner started the column. A back injury made him eligible for the medical card needed to enter Colorado dispensaries. But because Warner doesn't use marijuana and fears legal trouble if he gives it away, Warner suggested the professional critic who would review both the dispensaries and the products they sell.

The newspaper hasn't yet settled on a freelance fee for the reviews; it's currently running an essay contest and sharing excerpts of potential critics talking about what marijuana means to them. "Marijuana isn't just important to me, it is my life," gushed one hopeful.

On one recent visit, Warner stopped in the dispensary across the street from the Colorado state Capitol to pick up some cannabis-infused candy. The office was nondescript, a couple couches and a sleek modern glass receptionist's desk in front of a flat-screen TV.

You'd have no idea what the Capitol Hill Medicine Shoppe was if not for a pervasive marijuana smell and a few small marijuana plants plopped on the front desk.

Another shop is located in a charming Victorian with exposed brick walls, cushy leather couches and a coffee counter serves lattes and herbal teas. The drinks, of course, are spiked with cannabis-infused honey tincture that a reviewer says is "guaranteed to give you more than just a caffeine buzz."

Reviewers say there is plenty of room for more critics.

Photographers are cashing in, too, with new Web sites popping up that look like lush food photography sites – except the pictures feature marijuana instead of fancy desserts. Hartfield just started a new advertising-supported weed photo site called nugporn.com and says there is plenty of work for photographers and even stylists for the pot shots.

"This is professional stuff," he said.

Laura Kriho, spokeswoman for the Colorado-based Cannabis Therapy Institute, a pro-marijuana legalization group, said it's natural that the review industry is growing like, well, weeds.

"This is such a new industry. Just like anything else, the market is going to decide which places survive," she said. "It's going to be a battle, and patients want to do their research just like for any other medicine."

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On the Net:

Sample Mile Highs and Lows column:

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2009/09/mile(underscore)highs(underscore)and(underscore)lows(underscore)peace(underscore)in(underscore)m.php

DENVER — The store has a television lounge and a pool table, and snacks and acupuncture are free for customers who drop up to $130 an ounce on 16 varieties of marijuana. But a reviewer of the bu...
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- robbyJ I'm a Fan of robbyJ 32 fans permalink

I just thought I would post what health problems cannabis has helped me with in my life, so others can find use in this plant.

I used to have panic attacks daily, for no reason. I went to a psychiatrist and he said it would never fully go away. I have not had a panic attack in 5 years. I was underweight. I used to have depression. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I took 1 vicoden and realized I felt better if i had a puff instead.

The beauty of cannabis is you can use(eat, vaporize or smoke) it every day, and stop cold turkey without any addiction whatsoever.

Cannabis has been a miracle in my life.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:27 PM on 11/13/2009
- Madmac I'm a Fan of Madmac 17 fans permalink
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Slamma Lamma Ding Dong Kush vs. High Top Kush...Discuss

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:56 AM on 10/22/2009
- curtis7676 I'm a Fan of curtis7676 2 fans permalink
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oh yeah!!! this is what we need at LA Times too. watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0QjReSToLo

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:16 PM on 10/21/2009
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$130 an ounce???? that's an amazing deal for fine bud. i'm thinking he means $130 for a quarter ounce. fact checkers, anyone?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:47 PM on 10/21/2009
- fredamae I'm a Fan of fredamae 46 fans permalink

No, It can be raised for roughly $50.00 per unit +/-. Outdoor raised CannaMeds are Far cheaper per Unit... (in MedMar States, anyway)

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:53 PM on 10/26/2009
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In California are flagrant abuses of the program. Many areas are cracking down on the dispenaries as they are making a profit and using pot from Mexico. This abuse amy doom the program for the few who have a valid need for it. All of the dispensaries were just shut down where I live.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 AM on 10/21/2009
- ohiotechie I'm a Fan of ohiotechie 23 fans permalink

This is no different than moonshine being sold in bars, which believe it or not still happens. That is why there is a liquor control board who monitors this, with the power to revoke a license (and shut down a business).

The model for enforcement is already in place with liquor; all that's lacking is the political will to admit that the prohibition method doesn't work.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 PM on 10/21/2009

Just legalize it and stop all the pretension that people are just using it, legally, for medicinal reasons

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:53 AM on 10/21/2009
- ohiotechie I'm a Fan of ohiotechie 23 fans permalink

Yup; this whole prohibition thing is just stupid. People have cried out in rage at the fortunes lost on Wall Street last year but how many trillions of dollars have been poured down this hole with nothing to show for it? How many jail cells could be emptied tomorrow, eliminating the overcrowding in the system and the need to build more jails, if common sense were to be applied to drug laws.

You can throw people in jail, you can ensure that they aren't able to get an education, you can take away their possessions and basically destroy their lives and guess what? More people than ever are STILL getting high.

It is not possible to legislate morality. Drug abuse is a health problem, the only reason it's a legal problem is because we've made it one with prohibition.

The experiment in California has shown that controlled marijuana access doesn't destroy the fabric of society. Taxed and controlled by the state just like liquor, those who want it can get it and those who don't won't.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:45 PM on 10/21/2009
- chazmanr I'm a Fan of chazmanr 16 fans permalink

A truly fine vintage. Nice creep with a heady aroma with just a hint of skunk. Rating = 4 out 5 Joints.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:22 AM on 10/21/2009
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:))

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:08 PM on 10/21/2009
- rsaillant1 I'm a Fan of rsaillant1 25 fans permalink
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Some 300,000 people applied for this position, but understandably, 120,000 forgot to
mail their application, 65,000 got the mucnchies and ate it, 7500 got hung up on licking
the stamp, 467 couldn't get it into the envelope, and of the remainder...most fell asleep
and missed the deadline, while a disproportionate amount just didn't give a $hit.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:53 AM on 10/21/2009
- KindOne I'm a Fan of KindOne 27 fans permalink

Is that 'joke' supposed to be funny? It is not only old, it smacks of ignorance and discrimination.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 AM on 10/21/2009
- chazmanr I'm a Fan of chazmanr 16 fans permalink

It was funny and how does it smack of ignorance and discrimination?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:24 AM on 10/21/2009
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That was really funny.

Where is the discrimination? It is reperestative of a close friend of mine who is a pot head....

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:42 AM on 10/21/2009
- jl4141 I'm a Fan of jl4141 13 fans permalink
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Lighten up, Frances -- he was only explaining how they weeded out the competition.

Bwaa-hahahaha! Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha!

(Okay, it's not that funny if you're not stoned.)

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:48 PM on 10/21/2009
- rsaillant1 I'm a Fan of rsaillant1 25 fans permalink
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Here's something "real" for you....a friend Emailed me shortly after reading my previous post.

He wrote to tell me that he had used the application to roll a really big doobie, and that
I'd forgotten his demographic.....sorry, Mears.

Funny enough for you?

...as to the "ignorance" and "discrimination" you perceived in there...you just got
some bad weed.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:26 AM on 10/22/2009
- rsaillant1 I'm a Fan of rsaillant1 25 fans permalink
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You can keep the moniker, but change the attitude. Or reverse, if you wish.
The two don't blend.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:49 AM on 10/30/2009
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Remember Afroman?

was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:58 AM on 10/21/2009
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yes, he is a personal friend of mine.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 PM on 10/21/2009
- kinvore I'm a Fan of kinvore 21 fans permalink
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Have you ever read a dispensary review... ON WEED?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:35 AM on 10/21/2009
- louiexiii I'm a Fan of louiexiii 8 fans permalink

lol.

You ever seen "Scent of a Woman"?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:57 AM on 10/21/2009
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They should do chemical testing onit also. Recently some was purchased from a "co-op" in Los Angles and analyzed and a harmful amount of pesticide was in the pot that was purchased. Not only was it harmful it was a pesticide that has been outlawed in the US for a long time but is still used in Mexico. Which indicates that the dispensary is using pot grown in Mexico thus violating the law and harming their patients in the process.

IN CA the pot must be local and the dispensaries are not allowed to make a profit. So far there has been a lot of abuse of tis program.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:34 AM on 10/21/2009
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I think it was back in the eighties, Austrian wines were banned from the U.S, for awhile because they were found to have some of the main ingredient of anti-freeze, in them.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 PM on 10/21/2009
- Conk I'm a Fan of Conk 24 fans permalink
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Drugs won't be legal until the CIA stops making money on it. Illegal drug traffic is a multi-billion dollar business for the CIA.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:20 AM on 10/21/2009
- KindOne I'm a Fan of KindOne 27 fans permalink

I'm glad to see there will be no excuse for bad pot pictures anymore.

LUSH PLANTS, juicy buds, mmmmm ..........

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:12 AM on 10/21/2009
- averygard I'm a Fan of averygard 18 fans permalink

Damn. I would've relocated...

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:30 AM on 10/21/2009
- hkochii I'm a Fan of hkochii 4 fans permalink
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Instead of relocating start working in your state to get medical marijuana use legislation passed. Prior to this latest announcement by the feds most state legislators were hesitant to pass medical marijuana legislation due to the fact it still violated federal law. Now that the official federal position on medical marijuana is to allow state law to take precedence the doors are open for every state to pass laws allowing medical use of marijuana.

Get active, get involved.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:51 AM on 10/21/2009
- minerva117 I'm a Fan of minerva117 10 fans permalink
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It isn't over when the legislature votes. My state (MN) legislature approved medical marijuana only to have the RW loony toon Governor veto it!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:30 AM on 10/21/2009

I'm wondering when some budding entrepreneur will establish a marijuana farm set up along the lines of a winery. Would you call it a pottery? Could you grow several strains in the same location, or would they all end up being more or less the same? One thing's for certain, they'd definately NOT want to offer pot tasteing parties. The catering bills would be astronomical.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 AM on 10/21/2009
- hkochii I'm a Fan of hkochii 4 fans permalink
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These entrepreneurs already exist. The vast majority of growing is being done indoors. Apartments, garages and whole houses have been converted to high tech green houses. Growing indoors allows total control of every aspect of the cultivation process. Light, water and nutrients are all precisely controlled. Pests are more easily controlled or completely eliminated. Most importantly however is the fact the plants aren’t out in the open in view of those who don’t understand the benefits and relative harmlessness of marijuana.
There has never been a death certificate issued attributing death to an overdose of marijuana. Marijuana is the only substance mankind consumes that has never killed anyone. With this fact in mind one must ask, “Why has our government wasted so many resources demonizing marijuana since the early 1930’s?” You can find your answer to this in Jack Herer’s writings,”The Emperor wears No Clothes”, at www.jackherer.com

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:04 AM on 10/21/2009
- KindOne I'm a Fan of KindOne 27 fans permalink

Oh gee. I think we tried that. The DEA said it was a reason to put us all in jail.

You are so wrong about tasting parties. Excellent pot is cheaper and easier to produce than excellent wine. Easier to share, easier to give free samples. They are just little dried flowers.

Don't cigarette manufacturers give away free cigarettes? NEVER underestimate the power of marketing in a competitive market. The more competition there is, the more 'tasting parties' there will be.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:20 AM on 10/21/2009
- rsaillant1 I'm a Fan of rsaillant1 25 fans permalink
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But, a local restaurant, that delivers, featuring chocolate anything, would really
score, big-time.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:55 AM on 10/21/2009
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In CA it is illegal to make a profit off ot pot.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 AM on 10/21/2009
- KarateKid I'm a Fan of KarateKid 392 fans permalink
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James Dobson must be beside himself.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:03 AM on 10/21/2009
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I know 3 guys who would be perfect for this job, Bubbles, Ricky and Julian. :)

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:52 AM on 10/21/2009
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