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Stupid Criminals: Burglars Use Black Magic Marker On Their Faces As Disguise (VIDEO)

First Posted: 3/18/10 Updated: 5/25/11

Two burglars are in the running for the worst disguise ever after they were arrested trying to rob a home with permanent black magic marker scrawled all over their faces. As MSNBC's Willie Geist put it,

How about a Halloween mask? There everywhere. It's not that hard. Permanent marker is literally the very last thing you would want to use to hide your identity while committing a crime... America, we can do better.

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Two burglars are in the running for the worst disguise ever after they were arrested trying to rob a home with permanent black magic marker scrawled all over their faces. As MSNBC's Willie Geist put ...
Two burglars are in the running for the worst disguise ever after they were arrested trying to rob a home with permanent black magic marker scrawled all over their faces. As MSNBC's Willie Geist put ...
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06:12 PM on 02/05/2010
what else would you expect from a couple of euro mutts?
05:48 PM on 11/18/2009
Well treatment may of been a better ideal http://www­.soberlivi­ng.com
08:08 PM on 11/02/2009
They're everywhere­.
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okila
01:25 AM on 11/01/2009
even our criminals are getting stupider!!­! This is from all the smog left by tea baggers. America rox!!!!
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Elyriaohio
Stop the Monarchy
07:41 AM on 10/31/2009
Profiling is WRONG!
This was all circumstan­tial.
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Bitsko
He of the smoldering eyes
03:20 PM on 10/30/2009
"When Tro//s Become Burglars"
02:00 PM on 10/30/2009
I like the sort of Batman-esq­ue, spiky pattern to the drawing on the bearded guy's face. Show's a little artistic imaginatio­n and creativity­. The drawing on the guy with the long face has a little bit of flair around the right eye, but is otherwise pretty bland.

And they both manage to completely out-stupid stupid. I can just see them in their jail cells "Note to self - do not smoke massive amounts of weed and then plan and attempt to carry out a burglary."
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hollyhund
Don't judge all Texans by the ones you see on TV
10:48 AM on 10/30/2009
They didn't get the concept of "permanent­" on the marker! They were stuck with the concept of "magic"! My son who is 37 now learned this the hard way when he was about 4! ROFLMAO! I forwarded this story to him and asked him to tell this story to his kid!
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Godweiser
The eyes have it.
10:29 AM on 10/30/2009
What, nylons over the face too girlie for them?
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spiderbucket
ban censorship
10:15 AM on 10/30/2009
Tea baggers ?
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okila
01:24 AM on 11/01/2009
yup.
09:59 AM on 10/30/2009
Was this a first draft?
02:17 AM on 10/30/2009
"Dumb and Dumber: The Prison Years."
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theiccemann
Spirited Event Horizon
11:50 PM on 10/29/2009
I'm sorry, but this is one of those moments that you'd have to use the incorrect spelling; these two are just plain ol' "ignant."
06:57 PM on 10/29/2009
Looks like my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.
centsable
VOTE 2012...our future depends on it!!!
10:42 PM on 11/03/2009
FUNNY!!!!!­!!!
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06:57 PM on 10/29/2009
Jay Leno is going to have a field day...
12:16 AM on 10/30/2009
I was thinking the same thing about Craig Ferguson.