Colbert Suggests Breeding Master Race In Order To Solve Health Care Crisis (VIDEO)

Colbert Suggests Breeding Master Race In Order To Solve Health Care Crisis (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert has a plan for health care reform that will appease the insurance companies and the American people: Get rid of pre-existing conditions by breeding insurable people with CEOs of insurance companies to create a master race. Yes, he knows what you're thinking: That sounds awfully Hitler-esque. But how else can we fix the system except by weeding out the weak? Here's the pitch:

"Your baby will never be denied coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with Rocky Mountain Health Plan CEO Steve ErkenBrack. He makes those babies just right. And ladies, don't worry about being denied coverage after your C-section if that baby got planted by Golden Rule Health CEO Richard A. Collins. Now some people may find it unpleasant to have their loved-ones screwed by insurance CEOs, but, let's face it, that is our present pre-existing condition.

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