Colbert Suggests Breeding Master Race In Order To Solve Health Care Crisis (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert has a plan for health care reform that will appease the insurance companies and the American people: Get rid of pre-existing conditions by breeding insurable people with CEOs of insurance companies to create a master race. Yes, he knows what you're thinking: That sounds awfully Hitler-esque. But how else can we fix the system except by weeding out the weak? Here's the pitch:

"Your baby will never be denied coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with Rocky Mountain Health Plan CEO Steve ErkenBrack. He makes those babies just right. And ladies, don't worry about being denied coverage after your C-section if that baby got planted by Golden Rule Health CEO Richard A. Collins. Now some people may find it unpleasant to have their loved-ones screwed by insurance CEOs, but, let's face it, that is our present pre-existing condition.

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[Tim303]

The face punching bit was brilliant.

[LMPE]

That's how we might as well do it.

[floridalib]

Stewart and Colbert are way too clever to be on comedy central

[RedStateLefty]

They are the best source for thoughtful reporting I am aware of.

[leftorright]

That there is some clever writing.

[pattio66]

Stewart/Colbert 2016!!

[Ray E]

no more like grayson/weiner for 2016 and then stewart and colbert can be both in the administration
=D

[OldTart]

That would be a waste. And much too narrow. They serve a much better function in their current capacities - often the only real "news" we get and the only bastions of "the fourth estate." I shudder at the thought of being without them, speaking truth to power and any other entity.

[restoretheconstitution]

Irony = Progressives not realizing that Hi tler got his idea for total Eugenics from Progressives in the United States. History can be fun!

[Godweiser]

Which progressives and when? You're short on details and long on assumptions.

[cowtippor]

it would only be irony if total eugenics were being practiced and promoted by progressives. and i dunno about you, but i can't remember the last time i saw a liberal democrat neo-na zi group running around.

[msbadger]

Oh, Yeah! I want to have Mitch McConnell's babies! Or would that be larvae....

[rbspickles]

Heh, thanks for the laugh :)

[HenryGuo]

I’m confident with my gene, so I don’t need insurance coverage.
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[Whitley2009]

You vil breed with us and you vil like it! HEEL CLICKS : ROMAN SALUTE: Hail Victory! Hail Victory!

[JavaManiac]

The Fright Wing - think they are the master race - therefore no need for healthcare! Tee hee!

[beckpod1]

Best Yet!

[breakingpoint]

End Corporate Personhood and 90% of all our problems will melt away

[ssgman]

I think 90% might be a bit low, but that is the single biggest problem with our government. Hopefully we can change this in the next 20 years.

[breakingpoint]

well said

[Patricia84]

I'm in love.

[dmyron]

What can i say, comedy gold!