"Colbert Nation" To Sponsor U.S. Speedskating Team In Vancouver Olympics (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 11- 3-09 02:44 AM   |   Updated: 11- 3-09 11:35 PM

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(AP) NEW YORK — Of the many countries participating at the Vancouver Olympics, add Colbert Nation to the list.

On Monday's "The Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert announced his show has become the primary sponsor of the U.S. Speedskating team. The team's largest annual cash sponsor, DSB Bank NV, left the team in the lurch after it declared bankruptcy in October.

The name "Colbert Nation" – the catchall for the legion of ardent fans of the satirical Comedy Central program – will be emblazoned on the team's uniforms.

"On their enormous, billboard thighs, it will say, 'Colbert Nation,'" Colbert said in an interview before Monday evening's taping. "Be looking for that logo as it comes around the final turn. It will be easy to see because it will be in first place."

Speedskating has produced some of the most iconic figures in U.S. Olympic history, from Eric Heiden to Dan Jansen and Bonnie Blair. In all, Americans have claimed 75 medals – 32 of them gold – on the traditional long track oval and the wild-and-wooly short track rink. In Vancouver, Shani Davis, Chad Hedrick and short track star Apolo Anton Ohno will all be vying for medals.

"I personally love Comedy Central + The Colbert Report," Ohno said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. "Any attention the sport can get is going to be beneficial. I'd like to see how creative they can get! I'm game to do a skit about it :-)"

The show isn't paying the team any money directly. Instead, Colbert is calling on his fans to donate to the team via and . In the past, Colbert has had a great deal of success raising money this way. He has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Yellow Ribbon Fund, a charity that assists injured service members and their families.

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The Dutch bank DSB was to pay $300,000 for the sponsorship but failed to make any payments. That put U.S. Speedskating in a difficult position with little time to court new sponsors before the games begin in February.

U.S. Speedskating executive director Robert Crowley, who appeared on Monday's show along with Jansen, acknowledged it was a "definitely unconventional arrangement," but said it would generate exposure for the sport.

"We're highly optimistic that the country is going to get behind this and get behind the Colbert Nation and support this amazing team," Crowley said. "I don't have any idea if it's going to make $5 or $500,000. I couldn't tell you."

Colbert, who often leads his audience in chants of "U-S-A!," said he had been considering taking "The Report" to Vancouver for the Olympics, much as he took the show to Iraq earlier this year to perform for American troops.

"My character sees the Olympics as war, but nobody gets hurt," Colbert said. "It's a way to peacefully figure out who has got the top country."

Colbert, who plays a kind of mock conservative talk-show host on "The Report," also has a penchant for seeing his name adopted for various causes around the world. Things that have taken his name include a NASA treadmill used in the international space station (COLBERT), a bald eagle (Stephen Jr.), a Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavor (Americone Dream) and a junior hockey league team (mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle).

An American Olympic team is clearly a step up, and Colbert can be expected to feature the team frequently on his show in the coming months.

"It still tragically involves a lot of Canadians," the comedian said. "It's kind of unseemly how many Canadians I'm going to have to be dealing with."


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So S. Cobert is now attacking Canadians because he wants our ice. We give the USA our oil, hydro-electric power, marijuana, support in war, some wood and maybe in the future our water. All you give us back is money, guns, cocaine and a hard time. Well if you want our ice, you better come quick because at the rate you are burning coal and oil, you will be causing all our ice to melt. Soon you'll want our grain to make ethanol for fuel. What will you want next? Maybe it will be our health care system.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:09 PM on 11/15/2009

Bravo to Steven Colbert for coming to the aid of US Speedskating! LASIK for the Gold is also committed to supporting not only our US Speedskating athletes, but all US Olympic athletes. Speedskaters Chad Hedrick and Katherine Reutter are already on our team! For more info, check out:

http://www.lasikforthegold.com/

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 PM on 11/11/2009

when he takes the show to Vancouver, he has to have Don Cherry and Ron Maclean as his guests one of the nights.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:17 AM on 11/05/2009
- mrpuddles I'm a Fan of mrpuddles 6 fans permalink

I'd love to see Colbert come to Vancouver and do the show. That would be a hoot, eh?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:08 PM on 11/04/2009
- Truelee I'm a Fan of Truelee 11 fans permalink

I watched this segment when it appeared. I thought Stephen Colbert is absolutely a genius to invest in this team. The Olympic team will return more gold for his investment than any other team would for other sponsors.

I'm sending in my money to support this team!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:16 AM on 11/04/2009
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I love Stephen Colbert!!!!
Anyway, one glass of wine wine and I'm speaking freely.
I guess I better go drop some dollars on the speed skating team.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 PM on 11/03/2009
- greihing I'm a Fan of greihing 2 fans permalink
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Let's see those sissy mary's over at the Daily Show beat that!!!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:20 PM on 11/03/2009
- jdrourke I'm a Fan of jdrourke 13 fans permalink

Just keep Colbert off the skates. One broken wrist is enough...

http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:23 PM on 11/03/2009

Stephen Colbert is the best, and as of the moment, only positive thing going for South Carolina.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:36 PM on 11/03/2009
- Flahdagal I'm a Fan of Flahdagal 6 fans permalink

Go skaters! Go Colbert Nation! I'm not a proud contributor to a proud sponsor.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:31 PM on 11/03/2009
- Flahdagal I'm a Fan of Flahdagal 6 fans permalink

NOW, I'm NOW a contributor. Bad typist, though.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:32 PM on 11/03/2009
- mamacat I'm a Fan of mamacat 134 fans permalink

Stephen Colbert, a national treasure.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:01 PM on 11/03/2009
- longnow I'm a Fan of longnow 10 fans permalink

The mountain goats remind me very little of the time I climbed the mountain
high, in Ireland, to see the face of Jesus. As I puled myself up the last rock
I was greeted by two horney passive aggressive mountain goats who looked
at me as if they recognized me from somewhere, maybe from the internet or
sumpting, and wanted to get reacquainted. Unfortunately the face of Jesus
was covered with years of disrepair if you are reading me right and I did not
see the light and those two goats with the curled up horns had a staring
contest with me and immediately froze up and dropped to the ground.
I neglected to turn off my newly acquired psychic powers in time to save them.
I looked back and experienced a miracle. Those two goats were reanimated
and were asking me to sacrifice them as oblations...I refused and told them
about the New Testament and the person whose statue was right next to us.
I will end this partially true story now.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 PM on 11/03/2009
- mamacat I'm a Fan of mamacat 134 fans permalink

I want some of whatever you are smoking.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:01 PM on 11/03/2009
- MJinCanada I'm a Fan of MJinCanada 104 fans permalink

Yeah, wow, a person could make it through dental surgery on that. (As patient, not dental surgeon, please.)

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:30 PM on 11/03/2009
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I should have saved all of the money that I gave to Obama over the campaign and given it to this effort instead. At least, I would have gotten something.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:59 AM on 11/03/2009
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Wow, You must write the comedy for Glenda Beck
That is Comedic Gold
Hilarious
Waaawhaawa­awaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 11/04/2009
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As a Canadian, an Olympics fanatic, and a big Colbert fan to boot, I am really stoked about this whole thing. We're really hoping to clean up in speed-skating in Vancouver, and are cautiously optimistic that we might even win the total medal count (we finished just one medal behind the US in Turin, and five medals out of first place - in third behind Germany and the US - if counting by total medals rather than Gold medal finishes). Having Colbert stoking the rivalry on your end and Rick Mercer (look him up) stoking the rivalry on ours could make this the Best. Winter. Olympics. EVAH!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:58 AM on 11/03/2009
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I am such a huge fan of Colbert and Mercer! Those two have to get together and do a joint broadcast at some point during the Olympics.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 11/12/2009
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Where can we buy one of those lycra speedskating bodysuits with the "Colbert Nation" logo on it?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:05 AM on 11/03/2009
- jennyjen I'm a Fan of jennyjen 9 fans permalink
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Hey Stephen - sounds like a great fundraising idea!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:40 PM on 11/03/2009

I'd jump on buying a hat ... or even a wristband.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:54 AM on 11/04/2009
- MadMoll I'm a Fan of MadMoll 16 fans permalink
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As of last night's show, We, the Heroes of the Colbert Nation, donated $40,000 to the US Olympic Speedskating Team.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:40 PM on 11/04/2009
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