Jon Gosselin Goes Back In Time...Remains A Douche (VIDEO)

So, let's recap: Jon Gosselin, a man who fathered eight children and raised them on TV, decided this year that he wasn't happy and walked on his family and took all their money. He immediately started dating two trashy blond chicks (who, admittedly, have better hair than his wife) and partying with other d-list scumbags like Michael Lohan. This, of course, came with a change of style, which in Jon's case included diamond studs in both ears, a lot of hair gel, and even more Ed Hardy. (We can't prove it, but we're pretty sure some Axe Body Spray was also involved.)

So now he seems full of regret and uber-sad that everyone hates him and wants to go through a de-douchification program. While most of us would think that would mean moving back to live in the same zip code as his kids, working hard so they're not dependent on the money from reality television and ceasing to sleep with 22-year-olds, to Jon Gosselin this means making a Funny or Die Video. Yes, Jon Gosselin's road to redemption is paved with bikini-clad women telling him how much they'll miss him and a montage in which he throws out all his hair products. We're pretty sure this makes us hate him more.


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[kdogs]

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[Lori H]

Booooooooo­oooooooooo­oooooooooo­oo.

[lukebenward]

I wish Kate Gosselin would swan dive off a very very very very (uh, let's see... very) tall building and land on Perez Hilton.

But sadly, if she opened her legs like scissors, I'm afraid her clown car [v]agina would just swallow that [f]atss whole and both would be unharmed.

[feyangel]

Yuck!

[TRYKER]

At first when they split up, Jon could be heard talking honestly and making some sense. Then too many advisers got into his head and jacked him around to the point where he doesn't even know who he is or what he really thinks.
I watched the show for the time it was on and we all thought that for sure, Jon HAD to do something, stand up to her, tell her to be more polite to him etc. It was a bad example for his boys, who now must think that all men are to be pummeled and insulted and thought of as ineffective without someone bossing them. She ought to hire a "manny" for the children instead of always female nanny types, the boys need some male role models before they are completely lost.
As time has gone on, and Jon has continued to make immature choices and bad decisions and really bad excuses, I'm now getting to know a bit better how Kate used to feel with his lackadaisical manner and no clear thinking.
At this point though, the children need their father there daily, as well as their mother, so Jon and Kate have to work out some living arrangements that bring this together..­.for the children after all.
They always say "its for the children", but right now, the children seem to be the last think on their minds.

[MattX22]

This is a very harsh attack on a father of eight children simply because he doesn't want his children to be on TV anymore while the family is in the middle of a divorce. Jon Gosselin is simply detaching himself from his selfish, abusive, greedy wife who is hateful and angry that her husband cares more about the children than about her need for fame, freebies, fake tans, teeth whitening and more and more money.

[lukebenward]

I agree. What's wrong w/ playing it safe and taking the kids off the show immediately if a parent or parents think it's causing harm to the kids? If KATE thought the show was doing harm and JON wanted to keep the gravy train rolling on (also to bask in the limelight QFI - Queen Freebie Irene hungers for), he'd get shredded. He gets shredded for doing good. Tsk. Typical pro-Kate world.

[ColoradoCool]

I'll take D.I.E 'cause it certainly isn't funny.

[BebeLush]

I wish he'd hook up with Carrie Prejean, then jump hand-in-hand into Lake Michigan.

[GrownupStewie]

their heads are equally so full of air they would float, they need to have a picknick on an airplane runway instead..

[Whitley2009]

Will someone PULEEEZZZEE get this double-digit IQ maroon off HuffPost?

[MissVirginiaVoter]

He has the intelligence of a 15 year old boy.....

[Daniel Latham]

Popov® vodka? No wonder.

[Biolante]

Ugh, every woman's nightmare.

[ChrisDWard]

Is he gone yet?

[ebroadcast]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[Cherybaby66]

Jon and Kate are like watching the movie "Groundhogs Day". The same thing...ov­er and over and over.

I think their 15 minutes were up three years ago. Did no one give them the memo?

[katielady]

Stop lumping her in with him; she was the worker bee in that family; their mistake and the doctor has to shoulder some here is the poor monitoring of how many eggs developed and to use them all. She is an RN, she did all the work in the house and wrote books. His whining and lack of taking up his share of the workload drover her over the top. She didn't empty and bank accounts.. he is living off money she is making.. She didn't take an apt in NYC or go on a vacation to the Mediterran­ean..He is the bum in this scenario.. That family that keeps popping put babies is a bit strange too.. Should all these "reality shows" be dumped..

[lawgrrl]

Agreed. Thank you katielady. What an a-hole . . . he just doesn't get it. Embarassing your wife and children on a national scale is not something you can clean up with a lame attempt at a faux-self-­deprecatin­g video. What a jerk. Narcissist.

[socialmistfit]

Only another ice bioche would defned Kate. Welcome to your life without a man. Thank goodness for battery powered devices, huh?

[lukebenward]

"BAAAAAAAA­AAAAA!!!!!­!!!" We got a sheeple here. Yep. A bonafided sheeple on our hands. Drinking the hypocritical Kool-Aid and ignoring the *glaring* problems with Katie Irene.

Aaaaaaaahh­... where should I start? The cleaning service, the nannies, the chefs? Or do you want to skip str8 to Beth's ghostwriting ability, because it sure wasn't KATE who could string a few sentences to write a book.

Best just to send you to GWOP: http://www.gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/