Jon Gosselin Goes Back In Time...Remains A Douche (VIDEO)

So, let's recap: Jon Gosselin, a man who fathered eight children and raised them on TV, decided this year that he wasn't happy and walked on his family and took all their money. He immediately started dating two trashy blond chicks (who, admittedly, have better hair than his wife) and partying with other d-list scumbags like Michael Lohan. This, of course, came with a change of style, which in Jon's case included diamond studs in both ears, a lot of hair gel, and even more Ed Hardy. (We can't prove it, but we're pretty sure some Axe Body Spray was also involved.)

So now he seems full of regret and uber-sad that everyone hates him and wants to go through a de-douchification program. While most of us would think that would mean moving back to live in the same zip code as his kids, working hard so they're not dependent on the money from reality television and ceasing to sleep with 22-year-olds, to Jon Gosselin this means making a Funny or Die Video. Yes, Jon Gosselin's road to redemption is paved with bikini-clad women telling him how much they'll miss him and a montage in which he throws out all his hair products. We're pretty sure this makes us hate him more.

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