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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

ESCONDIDO, CA -- Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

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