Levi Johnston NOT Showing Full-Frontal Nudity In Playgirl

Budding actor/rapper/whatever Levi Johnston has failed to deliver with his Playgirl shoot, and the magazine will NOT feature any full frontal photos of the Alaskan.

The news breaks on the same day Sarah Palin mentioned his "aspiring porn career" on Oprah.

In a statement posted on Gawker, spokesman Daniel Nardicio said the following about Levi and his manager:

"He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

There will be a hockey stick though.

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Comments

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

Somebody ain't packing...lol.

[Arfer]

Wuss.

[Shzron1946]

I don't remember HIM ever saying he would. Others might have, but anybody can say anything and it can be broadcast as truth...

[Thomas Steele]

dang. all us gay guys are disappointed now.

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

LOL, I'm not!

[tonydon]

I'm not either

[jjgg5]

No pee-pee. No go. (Not everything is big in Alaska?)

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

LOL, good one.

[BlackYowe]

I could look at that face all day. The rest is just icing on the cake.

[Justdontgetit]

Soooooooooo.

His picture's AREN'T as racy as Sarah's BFF, Carrie's?

As a healthy female, I find that offensive!

[SpaceboySD]

Yet...

[SILVANUS]

Hmmmph. You guys just don't measure up. Figured.

[ElTommo]

Le sob

[Boysmom]

This poor, unsophisticated, unsavvy kid is being used by the media (probably his Mama too). I can appreciate his excitement at all the 'opportunities' presenting themselves, and I am positive that all the hairball 'promoters' are filling his head with visions of grandeur..­..........­..but come on folks, he'll be dumped as fast as yesterday's news (which he already is). I suspect he's the oddity getting 2 sets of 15 minutes of fame.

Call me crazy, but I'd like to see Playgirl pay him in college tuition or therapy or a trust fund with conditions­.....anyth­ing that could set a decent kid from a crazy situation on a positive path. As I read all the media reports these days the uppermost thought (sadly) is that some day we'll be reading that this young man has some seedy career in porn. His Mom's a drug dealer, he's clearly on the radar of anti-Palin people (good/bad? who knows?). He's a KID. Let's band together as a community to help him.

[BlackYowe]

I see him as better off than he would have been with a druggie mom and no education living in Alaska. His future looks bright as long as he can stay cool and not get caught up in the media frenzy.

[ElTommo]

First rule for being helpful: Don't try and help those who don't want it. For one, it mostly ends up blowing up in your face, and for two there are just a whole hell of a lot of people who'd actually like some help and be appreciative of it.

[derrickhoyle]

wuss

[Jeremiah Johns]

Hot manly I'd do him wuss.

[derrickhoyle]

congratulations?

[Professorofdesire]

He's going to court to secure his custody rights over the little bastard; probably got advised by his lawyer not to go exposing his shlong all over the internet.

[BlackYowe]

I think you are right.

[From the Raft]

He's saving "it" for marriage.

[plumnelly]

I feel sorry for the kid, cuz that's what he is. He seems really lost, he doesn't know what direction he should take. All the promoters will use him and toss him aside later. Sad.