Kirstie Alley Slams Conan O'Brien: He "Acts Like I Bit His D**k Off"

Conan O'Brien should watch out when he makes fat jokes. Kirstie Alley, now filming a reality series about her current weight loss venture and working on a line of products, went after the "Tonight Show" host on Twitter in a tweeted conversation with Star Jones, part of which is below. She says he "acts like I bit his dick off" and refers to him as Conan O'Bitch O'Brian [sic].

It's not the first time she's slammed him, as she also did back in July.

Star: Like I don't know what it is to be called FAT, UGLY & LAZY. Hell...people called me that on TV & in print! I'm not preaching...I'm sharing!

Kirstie: WHAT!!!! SOMEONE OUT THERE "ACTUALLY" MAKES FUN OF FAT CELEBRITIES? NOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!! lol
Star: 1st laugh this morning! You NUT. LOL

Kirstie: I'll tell you ONE BITCH I'm gonna knck [sic] out next time I see her is CONAN O'BITCH O'BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his dick off

Star: You know Conan probably "wanted some" and you chumped him...I know a few brothers from Brooklyn who owe me! LOL

Kirstie: lol...maybe it's because I wouldn't go on his late late late late night show..who knows..the bitten dick makes more sense..lol

Sample joke from Conan's "Tonight Show" this summer:
"Earlier today in California millions of people took part in a massive earth quake drill. Either that or Kirstie Alley's jazzercising again."

Comments

[bloodorange]

02:42 PM on 01/26/2010

If you don't want others to harp on your weight, stop discussing your weight. Stop appearing in shows with titles like "F@t Actress." Stop being the spokespers­on for weight loss programs. Stop creating a reality TV show about being f@t and losing weight. Stop appearing on Oprah to pow-wow about losing weight. Stop having an animation on your official website that depicts you jumping on a trampoline and changing from f@t to thin with each leap.

[yemaya]

05:02 PM on 01/27/2010

what happened to her? I never knew she was so trashy like this. It's almost like she's never emotionall­y matured somehow. She's seriously no ok.

[SocialDRcks]

04:11 PM on 11/21/2009

she just wants to eat anything doesn't she!!

[mjeffn]

04:08 PM on 11/21/2009

do these thetans make my asss look big?

[Talmageb]

02:08 PM on 11/21/2009

my god I just read these comments. You people are really unnecessar­ily cruel. I am a fit and helathy 31 yr old man. I am successful in my career and my life. So, I don't feel the need to make fun of other people on the pages of an internatio­nally viewed website in order to make myself feel better about my own failings. You people should be ashamed of yourselves­.

[bloodorange]

02:29 PM on 01/26/2010

I like how while condemning others for discussing the size of this actress you make sure to note that you are "fit and healthy." So while you may not feel the need to "make fun" of other people, you do feel the need to make sure everyone knows that you are TOTALLY NOT FAT!

[bloodorange]

02:40 PM on 01/26/2010

It is interestin­g that while condemn1ng others for discussing the weight of this actor, you make sure to point out that you are "fit and healthy." So while you may not have the need to make fun, you do have the need to make sure everyone knows that you are totally not f@t.

[DawnK]

02:47 PM on 11/20/2009

Whatever Kirstie Ally and Star Jones. The only reason we still hear about either of them is because their weight issues. Maybe people like Conan, who is far more talented and likable compared to the other two, should stop making jokes about them so we don't have to hear their names anymore. Kirstie Ally's career nowadays is being fat.

[klarason]

08:59 AM on 11/21/2009

Isn't it in Conans job descriptio­n to make fun of fat celebritie­s?

[Talmageb]

02:03 PM on 11/21/2009

That is hardly fair. There are a good deal of women with weight issues, and our hollywood rail skinny vision of beauty in this country is unhealthy and ignorant. Kirstie Alley was one of the most successful actresses in sitcom history and has starred in dozens of movies. Starr Jones has had a respectabl­e career in entertainm­ent and both of these women succeeded certainly not because of their weight bu in spite of it. I know fat jokes are fun and easy, hell I've made some, but to say the only reason they are famous is their weight is untrue and unfair. I would be upset if someone was making fun of me because of my physical appearance on national television­, I think that both of these ladies have every right to be upset and to speak about their struggles.

[DKlein]

12:18 PM on 11/20/2009

Why do people have to write LOL at the end of every intended witticism? Are they afraid that their friend won't know they're joking?

[mjeffn]

04:06 PM on 11/21/2009

you forgot....­......LOL

[TheTransformah]

09:00 AM on 11/20/2009

conan is awsome. I could really care less what Star Jones

[HoofedHands]

06:48 AM on 11/20/2009

Why doesn't Xenu keep her thin, she's OT-7.

[ColoradoDan]

09:12 AM on 11/20/2009

So this is how the highest of the high in Scientolog­y act. Isn't OT-7 the top?

Notice she doesn't talk about biting Xenu anywhere even though he's a pretty bad dude.

http://en.­wikipedia.­org/wiki/X­enu

[diggg]

10:34 AM on 11/21/2009

I just logged in so that I could fan & fav both of you.

[yemaya]

05:04 PM on 01/27/2010

If she's the highest in the cult, I'd hate to know what the lowest is like. talk about giving a cult a bad name.

[PaiaGirl]

05:06 PM on 11/21/2009

OMG - Kirsty is another scientolig­ist money-cult member? Those are some scary dudes.

[Joeblue]

06:32 AM on 11/20/2009

I'd do her.

[PennsyLiberal]

03:05 PM on 11/21/2009

And she would like that? Prob laff in ur face. Men always think they are giving a woman a compliment by saying that. Ur stupid.

[mjeffn]

04:07 PM on 11/21/2009

I wouldn't

[Corral]

03:09 AM on 11/20/2009

Conan Obrien would be so much funnier if he didn't resort to making fun of people in his nasty way. He seems to have somewhat of an obsession about fat. I'm guessing he got teased as a kid for whatever..­..and, this is payback time.

[gabberwok]

12:38 AM on 11/20/2009

She should really just get bariatric surgery at this point, although I guess it's harder to get a reality show out of that...

[ifitwereme]

01:32 AM on 11/20/2009

when bariatric surgery attacks is good for at least a 1/2 season.

[ifitwereme]

01:33 AM on 11/20/2009

and, isn't this something that a coffee guy does inbetween lattes? bariatric, barrista, oh nevermind.

[dben]

01:46 PM on 11/19/2009

Do these body thetans make me look overweight­?

[dben]

01:44 PM on 11/19/2009

Does Weight Watchers remove Body Thetans?

[punkindmb]

01:43 PM on 11/19/2009

She's not going to win this argument. He has better writers.

[Furby2]

05:38 PM on 11/19/2009

She might win if you consider that his appendage should be on the weight watcher diet since it does meet the portion control requiremen­ts.

[gx5000]

08:38 AM on 11/19/2009

She's last decade's new, kinda, ok not even....
She should get on with her life, she's no role model for TV Viewers...
But she'll grab as much Hollywood publicity as she can...it's cash and ham....

[yemaya]

05:05 PM on 01/27/2010

exactly, she ought to thank Conan for reviving her career.