Whether it's "Poker Face" or "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch," Cartman always seems to have a song to sing. On this week's episode, Cartman performed his most heartfelt song to date: an ode to his waterpark that has been "taken over" by minorities. In the vein of a lovesick ballad, Cartman reminisces about the park before the ride instructions were also read in Spanish.
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