You know how some news segments feature bad actors reenacting a crime scene? The kind where you get excited because for a second you think, "Wow, I can't believe they have footage of this robbery. What coverage!" Then the bad acting hits you like a tidal wave and you change the channel. But imagine if the bad actors were replaced with bad animation. And imagine if it was in Chinese. Well, imagine no more.
A Taiwanese news station has presented what I can only assume is a completely realistic account of the Tiger Woods incident - in full animation. Perhaps the animation was a last resort. As if they were about to shoot the reenactment with real actors only to realize that it's virtually impossible to find a stand-in for Tiger Woods.
Despite my lack of understanding of the Chinese language, I can safely say: Case. Closed.