Charting A Typical Glenn Beck Broadcast

Cracked.com:

The Christmas Sweater is Glenn Beck's one-man play simulcast across the nation to an audience of literally dozens. My mom's friend's hairdresser's brother saw it, and his eye cancer was cured, which he didn't even know he had!

Read the whole story: Cracked.com

Comments

[SEQUOIABISON]

07:23 AM on 12/17/2009

Rube Goldberg and his amazing discombobulated distortions at his Best.

[PRONESE]

05:29 AM on 12/17/2009

Mad Magazine
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Will be a source for a story here next week. What Me Worry?
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Posish!
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R/ PRONESE

[lastpost]

05:21 AM on 12/17/2009

Glenn’s blackboard acronym appears to be (deliberately?) absenting the source of some highly significant symbols.
Whose relevance is a revelatory requirement, in order to C Y.

[jjgg5]

03:23 AM on 12/17/2009

She writes even worse than she acts.

[anastomosis]

02:39 AM on 12/17/2009

Being found this website has made my day!!!!

[CynAnne]

02:03 AM on 12/17/2009

I have it on great authority that "Beaker" is highly displeased at being pictured with a spastic-colon-case like Beckles, and wishes to have his felt-covered likeness removed from that travesty, ASAP...! ;)

[ObamAtomic]

12:21 AM on 12/17/2009

A dozen people,what is wrong,really bad The Christmas Sweater?

[Articulator]

09:57 PM on 12/16/2009

Excellent!

[raymurt]

09:41 PM on 12/16/2009

I'm lovin' Cracked!

[superjules]

08:48 PM on 12/16/2009

That was the best article I've read on Cracked ever. Sent it to all my friends.

[alex98]

06:57 PM on 12/16/2009

I love it when he cries like a little girl ..... Why can't other republican leaders do that ?

[Amalek]

06:31 AM on 12/17/2009

I suspect Boehner does, when the hooker makes him wear a condom.

[gulfofmexico2]

07:37 AM on 12/17/2009

Ever heard of Bill Clinton?

[elkabong]

06:40 PM on 12/16/2009

Beck sold a total of 17 tickets in New York and Boston for his pathetic stage performances of "A Christmas Sweater." Sources say that he perspired so profusely that he had to make 7 shirt changes in two hours. I guess that's why they called it the Christmas sweater. He probably sweats on other holidays, too.

[Christopher Millsap]

06:25 PM on 12/16/2009

This is good stuff!

[loki]

05:59 PM on 12/16/2009

beck is Rasputin reincarnated.

[Pyfagorus]

06:07 PM on 12/16/2009

That would definitely lower my opinion of Rasputin if it were true. Couldn't he be Father Coughlin or Madame Blavatsky instead?

[zipowitz]

05:47 PM on 12/16/2009

This site, and it's bloggers, are ridiculously drawn to FOX. They (FOX) must just love how they get under everyone's skin here. Not a day goes by here without someone mentioning FOX. It's laughable.

[maggiee]

05:49 PM on 12/16/2009

Do you mean "Cracked?"

[madcat007]

06:51 PM on 12/16/2009

Yes it's crazy when they talk about Fox when the article is about a Fox commentater...just crazy!