COMEDY
03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

Tiger Woods loves the ladies. And not only that, he love the exotic ladies, with exotic professions (like a porn star or a pancake waitress). But most importantly, he loves exotic names. His seemingly endless checklist of mistresses has included gems such as:

  • Loredana Jolie
  • Joslyn James
  • Cori Rist
  • Kalika Moquin

You're probably thinking, "I want to be on Tiger's list. If only my name wasn't Jane Franks." Well Jane, or whatever other non-exotic name you have, today is your day. With the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator, you can turn your name into one that Tiger can't resist. UnlikelyWords.com will do all the work for you. Just enter your normal name (let's stick with Jane Franks) and hit "Fore." And voila, from now on you are Bettee Little from Flagstaff, AZ--a 44 year old bartender who has texts from Tiger. How exotic.