The Dumbest Quotes Of The 2000s

The 2000s (or the 'noughties' as the kids are calling them) are coming to a close. And to celebrate, we've been counting down the funniest movies, sketches, and people of the past ten years. Next up, quotes. But not just funny quotes - DUMB quotes, which as we know are the best kind.

Is there a really dumb quote missing? Send it our way or leave it in the comments!

Dana Perino

"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."

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[DeutscherSchaeferhund]

07:24 PM on 02/25/2010

I enjoyed this, it at least allowed me to laugh at a lot of infuriating things about the past decades. Good medicine

[CPAwADD]

03:28 PM on 01/27/2010

Not the dumbest but I thought Paris Hilton giving herself props for not taking her top off was funny.

[whatbettertime]

07:53 PM on 01/18/2010

America is the greatest, best country that God has ever given man on the face of the Earth. - Sean Hannity

[mockley]

09:56 PM on 01/05/2010

You know it's an epic decade of stoopid when Paris can only get to #22.

[JimR]

01:21 PM on 01/05/2010

Biden says a lot of dumb things, but he gets a pass on this one. He had never met Chuck Graham, and nobody told him the guy was in a wheelchair. He was just told to recognize him, and when he realized Chuck couldn't stand up, he handled it quite well. Come on now, that one was reaching for low-hanging fruit.

[jon86]

10:38 AM on 01/05/2010

Also, keep the government's hands out of my medicare!

[jon86]

10:38 AM on 01/05/2010

Drill baby drill!

[mary clyne]

09:40 AM on 01/05/2010

When ever I feel I might give up on Obama. I go to those sites with bushisms . Reality sets in. I am reminded that we have be bless with our wonderful President ,who have be given so much work with so few resources, and that gives me the will to continue . knowing that one day we will reach our goal , of better health care and Education etc

[mary clyne]

09:25 AM on 01/05/2010

I am trying to get my head around the internet are tubes thing,What the f........ck!

[Ben Resting]

02:35 PM on 03/10/2010

It is true that they're more akin to a series of tubes than a dumptruck, in that regard he was right. I think it was just a very, very unfortunate choice of metaphor.

[mary clyne]

09:21 AM on 01/05/2010

Please! Please!Reporters Interview Bush some more! Please..................se!

[Nate the Heretic]

01:26 PM on 01/04/2010

John Mc/cain:

"And my presidental running mate is....."

[Luv2Purple]

07:33 PM on 01/04/2010

Old man John McCain "I don't understand the economy"

[Luv2Purple]

07:34 PM on 01/04/2010

Senior senator McCain "I don't know how many houses I own....I'll check on it and get back to you"

[Olofio]

02:27 AM on 01/04/2010

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heros, and I see many of them here today...."

Barack Obama, May 26, 2008

[Olofio]

02:19 AM on 01/04/2010

"and just in case you missed it, this week, this week there was a tragedy in Kansas, ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed...."

Barack Obama, May 7, 2007

Speaking about the Greensburg, Kansas tornado. In truth, 12 people died.

[Olofio]

02:07 AM on 01/04/2010

"Because it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon. In the last 15 months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. We've now been in, uh, 57 states...57 with one left to go, Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to, even though I really wanted to visit, because my staff would not justify it....."

Barack Obama, May 9, 2008

[JimR]

01:27 PM on 01/05/2010

There are 57 primaries... you know that, right?

Tell us when you spend countless hours on the campaign trail, traveling across the country. I'm sure you would never, EVER misspeak.

[Olofio]

06:33 PM on 01/05/2010

Actually there were 53 primaries in 2008 that involved democrats. This includes caucuses. If you include the republican only primaries, then the number increases to 60. When he misspoke in May, 2008, 46 primaries were history. The man was just wrong.....pure and simple!

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/calendar.php

[charmon5]

09:31 PM on 01/03/2010

Miss Teen Wherever is at least a teen...her syntax comes from every "unscripted" ramble that Palin ever made! (so much for "scholarship" pageants!)