03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Japanese Cake Fight: Chimp And Bird Face Off (VIDEO)

Oh, Japan. You're so silly. Amongst all your crazy game shows, toys, and ads, you've brought us this delightful program where the following happens:

-A chimp in overalls molests a statue
-The chimp then picks up a cake (presumably to thank the statue for a good time)
-After being chased by a wild gang of backpack-wearing bulldogs, the chimp's cake is stolen by a bird. (presumably the violated statue's rightful owner)

In the end, the chimp and the bird face off. Will the chimp face his demons and defeat the bird? Or will the backpacked bulldogs celebrate and eat cake? Tune in next week on a very special episode of "Japan."


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