Tiger Woods' Birthday! Which Woman Does He Want To See? (PHOTOS)

Tiger Woods turns 34 today. It has been a tumultuous month for the golfer, as his previously untainted reputation has been sullied by an expansive array of alleged mistresses. Woods kept a low profile as the scandal developed, but everyone deserves a birthday gift. If Tiger can only see one of his alleged ladyfriends on his birthday, who should it be? Check out his impressive lineup below.

Loredana Jolie

Jolie has posed for Playboy and is allegedly a high-priced prostitute.

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[Rubyfoo]

05:31 PM on 01/01/2010

A rich, handsome athlete who has relations with multiple women. What a shock? How newsworthy.

[heartsick]

10:40 AM on 01/01/2010

All of these women are gold-diggers. I have never witnessed this kind of fixation on a man for infidelity. I wouldn't pay any of them a dime. Tiger should tell his story of how they pursued him and his money. I am sick of this. Every time I see a story about Tiger on the TV, I switch. Accenture is the new name Enron adopted. HA, they have standards?

[jnratliff]

07:34 AM on 01/01/2010

I don't care. I don't care if he has them all! It's not my business. It does not effect me in the least. Nor does it effect any of you.

[fem56]

02:44 PM on 12/31/2009

Only his wife. Does his poor wife and kids need to see all this?

[cucumber]

01:24 PM on 01/01/2010

she's not "poor" and the kids are too young to be surfing the internet.

she'd best leave him though, and it's good the truth has surfaced.

[SteveDenver]

11:08 AM on 12/31/2009

Maybe Tiger will go to Village Inn and bag a new hostess.

[littlenorma]

08:15 AM on 12/31/2009

This has become so boring.

[Bluskies]

07:18 AM on 12/31/2009

Good for you, I suppose.
And sorry for you.

I found it sad that so many really beautiful women I have met carry so much mental baggage. They
attract troubles, and maybe a certain class of not so good men who see them as just trophies. I try to do no damage, and heal those I can.
I found most women with a good personality can be outrageous good company and being fit means sexxy with a natural beauty and my best GF's have never been the most beautiful, just the warmest hearts.

[Hope Springs]

06:52 AM on 12/31/2009

Tiger should have met with cops as they arrested him for adultery. Whoops, just had a 1898 Victorian moment. Hey, he's cool, he's da man. All 35,000 std's, but he da man. Maybe he can sell condoms.

[ImpressedByHonesty]

03:00 AM on 12/31/2009

And to think that the wife is the hottest of them all. Tiger you were stooping(schtuping?) down a few rungs compared to wifey. At least you have a good golf eye.

[StarDagger]

02:32 AM on 12/31/2009

I think he should show up at his next golf tourny with as many of those women who will join him, dressed with as little as they can get away with and say F*CK You and your backward middle class Xian values.

Tiger is my new Hero!

[tjirish44]

10:31 AM on 12/31/2009

Whatever.... I don't begrudge Tiger wanting to get some tail. Any guy in his situation would be tempted. You can name number of men in his situation on your finger's. However Tiger woods in my opinion is an A__hole. It has nothing do with messing around with all those women or breaking his wedding vows. His wife knew of none of this? Yeah right. Tiger has always shown a narcisstic attitude. I have heard countless stories of him being a lousy tipper. When you have kinda money Tiger has and you have REP of being a lousy tipper. That makes you a jerk and NO I am not in service industry. I frequent a local watering hole and always try tip graciously and I am in 25% tax bracket. Look at the boorishness of his caddy etc... Fact is Tiger is blessed with rare talent to hit a gold ball and play a rich man's sport. The fact he has excelled at that skill is a credit to him. But his father saying "Tiger change humaninty" Why? Because Tiger opened doors for ethnics to play a rich man's game? Mother Teresa changed humanity. Compare tiger to someone who has same kinda power but has alot more discipline and more humanity? Someone that I would be proud call a hero. That guy whether you agree with all his policies or not is our current POTUS. You don't think Obama could get as much tail as Tiger if he wanted?

[superjules]

12:17 AM on 12/31/2009

New low.

[steveng27]

12:13 AM on 12/31/2009

Happy Birthday, Tiger. Ignore the haters. America has a very short memory. Your golfing skills have never been called into question, and once you're back on the courses, all that will matter will be your unerring command of the sport. Everything else is simply between you and yours. And to all the haters here claiming all "their" exes are sooooo much hotter than "your" playmates, I say, "Prove it!"

I'm no prude, and neither am I some Lothario. But, let me get this straight... a rich, young, famous, handsome international athlete had a lot of sex with a few beautiful women, and America gasps?! Come ON people! No one was forced, and all the participants are expressing satisfaction. Meanwhile, Wall Street has raped the entire financial world, and are busily popping a handful of blue financial pills in preparation for the next round. Let's keep our eye on the ball, here. There are more pressing issues. We all know that TIGER WILL BE FINE. So Happy Birthday, Tiger. Good luck in 2010!

[GerryS]

12:21 AM on 12/31/2009

I would rather watch a dentist pull teeth, than watch golf--------------

[KRaza]

01:24 AM on 12/31/2009

So, basically you're sucking up to him because you like golf?

[holyghostie]

11:00 PM on 12/30/2009

Tiger must be a Republican judging from his approach to the sanctity of marriage between One man and One woman.

[cyndeewi]

11:34 PM on 12/30/2009

People in glass houses should not though stones. No one here can talk unless they are without sin and I don't think so.

[supergenius02]

11:42 PM on 12/30/2009

No that would be cheating Democrat Presidents like Clinton, JKF and Johnson. Let's not even start talking about Presidential candidate John Edwards.

[LegallyPalin]

10:38 PM on 12/30/2009

Is there a way to select all of them?

[lightbulb10]

10:20 PM on 12/30/2009

My fiance's cousin's theory is the best:

His wife should wait for all the ho ho ho's to get their cuts, then turn around and sue them for mental anguish and attempts to sabotage the contract of marriage. There is precedent.

She wants to personally write her a supportive email on the matter, as her husband is a great golfer and they admire Tiger's record in the one respect, but certainly not the other. She is mortified for his wife, and she really thinks more is owed to her. I said she should.

[Eres]

10:59 PM on 12/30/2009

Your wife should go for it. I agree 100% - Elin deserves far more which I sense she will get once she's out of this country.
This episode is her true introduction to trashy American culture.

[MaximMaximus]

04:42 AM on 12/31/2009

Your fiancee's cousin needs a life. She's projecting her insecurities onto the Tiger Woods affair. Was she cheated on? Monogamy is overrated and totally artificial. Get over your puritanic family values nonsense.