Triumph The Insult Comic Goes To A Doggie Spa (VIDEO)

Since moving to Los Angeles, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has skewered the city repeatedly for their inane pet practices. First he inspected dog hotels (aka kennels) which offer doggie suites and human-sized beds to their clients. He then took on upscale stores for pups, using the word "gay" as much as possible. Now he's moved on to dog spas, which offer yoga, massage, facials and more to animals who nap all day. In the end he insisted the "Tonight Show" move back to New York and suggest Conan make Jimmy Fallon work out West instead.


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[Dale4040]

03:57 PM on 01/06/2010

Triumph is hilarious but this would be way funnier if it wasn't true that people spend money on dog yoga that could feed a small village somewhere. A sign our priorities are seriously messed up

[neoconcriminals]

09:20 PM on 01/06/2010

C'mon, now you know why Al Queda hates us.

[SnDReturns]

01:58 PM on 01/06/2010

Silly dawg.

[HITO]

02:08 PM on 01/06/2010

It wasn't real. I could see an arm sticking out of its arse.

[SnDReturns]

02:14 PM on 01/06/2010

Real?
Triumph isn't a real boy?(dog)

[american-dolt]

01:27 PM on 01/06/2010

Cheered me up.

[ChrisDWard]

01:19 PM on 01/06/2010

Triumph never fails to make me laugh!

[Bitsko]

12:55 PM on 01/06/2010

Who cares about this unfunny and old puppet routine?

[american-dolt]

01:28 PM on 01/06/2010

Like time to take off the Santa Hat old routine?

[CherrySpring]

01:34 PM on 01/06/2010

Aww, Bits, I got a good chuckle out of it. Light up :)

[Zofomofo]

12:13 PM on 01/06/2010

Since Carlin is dead, I think we can all agree that Triumph is our greatest comedian now.

[neoconcriminals]

09:21 PM on 01/06/2010

I will second that.

[fuelcell]

11:55 AM on 01/06/2010

The last woman was kinda hot but imagine being out with her and finding out she does dog yoga for a living lol.

[travy]

12:19 PM on 01/06/2010

not from la are you?

[HamletsMill]

01:49 PM on 01/06/2010

Honestly. I think there is a movie script there.

[sparky73]

11:51 AM on 01/06/2010

its a shame such vulgar humor is on broadcast TV.

[joanevan]

12:01 PM on 01/06/2010

ST FU

[CherrySpring]

01:34 PM on 01/06/2010

x2

[Zofomofo]

12:14 PM on 01/06/2010

Yes, it is soooo beneath us is it Dutchess.

[Fernando]

11:39 AM on 01/06/2010

One of the reasons why I haven't liked Conan on the Onight Show is that he has to play to an audience that was used to Johnny Carson and Jay Leno and Conan's humor was too raunchy for that crowd. I'm not much of a fan of raunchy humor but Conan made it work. I'm glad he's brought Triumph along.

Conan is funny but he can only be funny by being Conan. Now, if he can bring Pimpbot and Masturbating Bear back then I'm sold on the new tonight show.

[ominous]

01:05 PM on 01/06/2010

I miss the wookie stuck in a glory hole.

[KT8711]

02:09 PM on 01/06/2010

Exactly. The audience who watched at 11:30 doesn't get him. I just wish they kept him at 12:30 so he could feel free to be himself.

[AmazingChicken]

11:13 AM on 01/06/2010

"...the university of fake diplomas...."

I love that mutt.

[ChrisDWard]

01:21 PM on 01/06/2010

I agree. He had me howling through the entire routine. That diploma did look fake, too.

[totaldisbelief]

10:00 AM on 01/06/2010

Did the Romans have one of these just before the Barbarians ate them for lunch?

[twisted-european]

09:07 AM on 01/06/2010

Go, get 'em, Tiger, erm, Triumph ...!

[IglooJohn]

09:06 AM on 01/06/2010

Triumph The Insult Political Journalist.
THAT would be funny.

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b) Sarah Palin
c) Nancy Pelosi
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