Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

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Comments

[Blaster]

12:16 AM on 03/17/2010

Come to Florida we need you now lots of old ladies and the state is good for nothing else anyway.

[uglygnome]

08:28 AM on 03/16/2010

Time for porn, bro

[Peyton Farquhar]

03:40 PM on 02/09/2010

As if anyone takes Jonah seriously *now.* Pshaw...he may as well do porn. Adult Entertainm­ent is one of the few industries (outside of banking) that is doing well during this Depression­.

[marleysghost]

12:06 PM on 01/16/2010

Oh go ahead. We'll forgive you. If women use their natural endowments for financial security- and the moral climate is at an all time "who cares" attitude. Go get paid for getting (insert rhyming word here). After all, who's going to care in a few years and you will have paid employment­. Standing on principle only goes so far in a crisis. Survival writes its own rules, and this is mild in comparison to other lines of work.

[johnnyd447]

01:38 AM on 01/12/2010

That dude prob shot it up with steroids..­. He should sell it to old rich chicks... make stella get her groove back.

[RoveRoveRoveYourBoat]

12:09 AM on 01/12/2010

GET IN LINE DUDE!

THE BANKERS ARE
STILL SHAFTING US!

[KriTiKiT]

11:31 PM on 01/11/2010

that is a Johnny Holmes tree splitter widget!
Aids killed Johnny... and in the end his rep was nothing more than gay porn.

If your prospectiv­e boss knows your junk size what makes you think that he is going to hire you.

[hottingers]

11:14 PM on 01/11/2010

A white guy has the longest? I now know how some people felt after the last election. I never thought I would live to see this day. After being derided for so long, I now believe anything is possible..­......even being able to dance.

[KriTiKiT]

11:38 PM on 01/11/2010

you know johnny holmes! was huge and he is was white too

http://en.­wikipedia.­org/wiki/J­ohn_Holmes­_(pornograp­hic_actor)

[DanteLabon]

01:08 AM on 01/12/2010

Geez, I wish that myth would just go away already. Every white guy knows it's just a myth...we all took gym class for goodness sakes, but many still "play along" with it. There are rare exceptions on each side.. nothing more.

[wickedstyle]

05:13 PM on 01/12/2010

It is only a myth that all black men have big penises or big penises is a trait exclusive to black men, but the reality is that as a physical feature is more prevalent and expressed more frequently in the black male population­. Just like light eyes aren't a feature exclusive to whites or that all whites have light eyes it is a feature that is more prevalent and expressed more frequently in the white population­.

[fromdnorth]

10:58 PM on 01/11/2010

That's not a beer gut, its the head of an elephant.
Wanna see the trunk?

[dennissinned]

10:27 PM on 01/11/2010

If he has a cuter paternal cousin, send him my way. lol

[duxguts]

09:19 PM on 01/11/2010

If you kids don't get to bed right now the 13.5 inch things gonna get you.

[csmcmillion]

09:44 PM on 01/11/2010

Disturbing post.

[KriTiKiT]

11:32 PM on 01/11/2010

seriously bad taste... that's like probable cause to search your computer

[strawbarry23]

08:53 PM on 01/11/2010

Now you see there is his problem. 13.5 downstairs 0 upstairs.

[DanteLabon]

01:04 AM on 01/12/2010

Amen.

[dwal1]

08:39 PM on 01/11/2010

His privates are longer than Bloomberg is tall

[jsgaetano]

07:41 PM on 01/11/2010

Of course he can't get a job.

They checked his reference, and found out he's a big dick.

[praxitas]

09:13 PM on 01/11/2010

LOL

[nancyalis]

01:43 PM on 01/13/2010

Good One !

[Nate the Heretic]

07:31 PM on 01/11/2010

Just hang out on the street with a sign that says "Pet the moderately sized snake - $1.00"

[KriTiKiT]

11:37 PM on 01/11/2010

ha or he can hang out on the L train with a sign that says "inseam disabled, please help god bless"