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At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

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Comments

[Blaster]

Come to Florida we need you now lots of old ladies and the state is good for nothing else anyway.

[uglygnome]

Time for porn, bro

[Peyton Farquhar]

As if anyone takes Jonah seriously *now.* Pshaw...he may as well do porn. Adult Entertainment is one of the few industries (outside of banking) that is doing well during this Depression.

[marleysghost]

Oh go ahead. We'll forgive you. If women use their natural endowments for financial security- and the moral climate is at an all time "who cares" attitude. Go get paid for getting (insert rhyming word here). After all, who's going to care in a few years and you will have paid employment. Standing on principle only goes so far in a crisis. Survival writes its own rules, and this is mild in comparison to other lines of work.

[johnnyd447]

That dude prob shot it up with steroids... He should sell it to old rich chicks... make stella get her groove back.

[RoveRoveRoveYourBoat]

GET IN LINE DUDE!

THE BANKERS ARE
STILL SHAFTING US!

[KriTiKiT]

that is a Johnny Holmes tree splitter widget!
Aids killed Johnny... and in the end his rep was nothing more than gay porn.

If your prospective boss knows your junk size what makes you think that he is going to hire you.

[hottingers]

A white guy has the longest? I now know how some people felt after the last election. I never thought I would live to see this day. After being derided for so long, I now believe anything is possible........even being able to dance.

[KriTiKiT]

you know johnny holmes! was huge and he is was white too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_(pornographic_actor)

[DanteLabon]

Geez, I wish that myth would just go away already. Every white guy knows it's just a myth...we all took gym class for goodness sakes, but many still "play along" with it. There are rare exceptions on each side.. nothing more.

[wickedstyle]

It is only a myth that all black men have big penises or big penises is a trait exclusive to black men, but the reality is that as a physical feature is more prevalent and expressed more frequently in the black male population. Just like light eyes aren't a feature exclusive to whites or that all whites have light eyes it is a feature that is more prevalent and expressed more frequently in the white population.

[fromdnorth]

That's not a beer gut, its the head of an elephant.
Wanna see the trunk?

[dennissinned]

If he has a cuter paternal cousin, send him my way. lol

[duxguts]

If you kids don't get to bed right now the 13.5 inch things gonna get you.

[csmcmillion]

Disturbing post.

[KriTiKiT]

seriously bad taste... that's like probable cause to search your computer

[strawbarry23]

Now you see there is his problem. 13.5 downstairs 0 upstairs.

[DanteLabon]

Amen.

[dwal1]

His privates are longer than Bloomberg is tall

[jsgaetano]

Of course he can't get a job.

They checked his reference, and found out he's a big dick.

[praxitas]

LOL

[nancyalis]

Good One !

[Nate the Heretic]

Just hang out on the street with a sign that says "Pet the moderately sized snake - $1.00"

[KriTiKiT]

ha or he can hang out on the L train with a sign that says "inseam disabled, please help god bless"