HuffPost Comedy's State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010

NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.

Event	Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear"	Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"	Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"	Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."	He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something	Do two shots
Obama yells back	Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"	Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"	Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal	Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal	STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo	Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress	Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over	Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"	Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"	Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti	Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

Comments

[daddyvortex]

06:06 PM on 02/02/2010

Hooray! Mr. Obama for president of Sweden! Right away! Hic.

[sysadmin12439]

08:32 AM on 01/29/2010

I'm almost back to sober, now. What a speech, huh?

[Tom Joad]

09:44 PM on 01/28/2010

Oddly, the National Enquirer has a front page story about 'Obama's Drunken Whitehouse Parties'..­.

....Coinci­dence?

[Roseberry]

09:43 PM on 01/28/2010

I love Obama, but that "Make no mistake" phrase really has me overanalyz­ing from here to da moon. Does it mean we are making mistakes?
Does it mean he is worried we are?
Does it mean he thinks we could?

[dawlishgal]

09:07 PM on 01/28/2010

My son and I watched, and we wished we had some beer so we could swill some every time Boehner tried to remain seated, and the forced himself to stand up just so he wouldn't prove to everybody what a passive-ag­gressive jerk he is.

[Roseberry]

09:39 PM on 01/28/2010

Boehner is from my district, and my mom and I have bets going as to when his fake tan or fake overspraye­d hairdo finally reveal themselves as fake.
All we gotta do is pray really hard for a hard rain to fall on his lil' head just before a photo op! Come on, everbody, join in!

[ReedYoung]

12:31 AM on 01/29/2010

water balloons

[redstrat]

01:40 PM on 01/29/2010

I sure hope you'll get out and vote in Nov.

[Renee Libby]

05:07 PM on 01/28/2010

One of the drinking words should have been " tax cut" - but who knew?

[Sergeant]

07:07 PM on 01/28/2010

And spending freeze.

[jw10885]

04:20 PM on 01/28/2010

Awesome.

[Sarge0311]

03:48 PM on 01/28/2010

How many drinks when he blames Bush for EVERYTHING­?

That alone would get most people drunk.

[Kuuba]

05:36 PM on 01/28/2010

I think there was enough drinking during the Bush years by a good majority of the U.S.

[3in1]

01:13 PM on 01/28/2010

Why are obama's lips getting darker? Is it C-Span?

[Pema]

06:20 PM on 01/28/2010

could be he is still smoking. it cuts the blood flow off. when i quit my lips brightened up a lot.

[ckfan]

07:05 PM on 01/28/2010

Some of us like his lips. . . ooops, don't tell hubby!

[debbytennis]

12:54 PM on 01/28/2010

All of you who thought it was a good speech must have been drunk out of your minds. The O was all about platitudes and talking points. He is a failure and those that voted for him acted like you were voting for a high school president who promises better food in the cafe, less homework etc. Grow up and let the manchild president know that he is a bully who calls out the supreme court knowing they cannot respond. Whines about how hard the job is...MAN UP!!! You asked for it so either resign or stop the whining and blaming everyone else.

[BowlingForRevenge]

02:29 PM on 01/28/2010

Manchild president? Bully? Platitudes and talking points?
Taking a time machine trip back to Jan.2000,2­001,2002,2­003,2004,2­005,2006,2­007 & 2008 must have been fun

[Pema]

06:23 PM on 01/28/2010

awesome s/n

[AAYF]

06:35 PM on 01/28/2010

Jealous much???

[SouthpawSass]

08:32 AM on 01/28/2010

I played the game Passout once as a kid - didn't pass out, but boy did I get sick. Ugh.

[SouthpawSass]

08:49 AM on 01/28/2010

Clarificat­ion: "kid" defined as 18 years old... I guess I wasn't much of a kid.

[UpFromLiberalism]

04:08 AM on 01/28/2010

someone threw in a new rule to the game

for every time barry referred to himself TAKE 1 SHOT

the designated driver said it was 132 times

we ranout of liquor in very short order

[The last sane American]

06:27 AM on 01/28/2010

Funny how often that one letter comes up.

And he does not get it!

[alumtrix]

03:36 AM on 01/28/2010

we played Obama bingo instead of the drinking game. you get the picture.

[KriTiKiT]

01:17 AM on 01/28/2010

it was a bust for me not even a buzzz

[quacktastic]

01:00 AM on 01/28/2010

you forgot any mention of "I"