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Cristina Fernandez, Argentinian President, Says Pork Is Better Than Viagra For Sex Life

First Posted: 03/30/10 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:20 PM ET

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Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez has told a gathering at her Presidential Palace that pork is even better than Viagra for spicing things up in the bedroom - and credited a satisfying weekend with her husband to the meat.

"I've just been told something I didn't know, that eating pork improves your sex life," she said in a televised speech to the leaders of the Argentinian meat industry, "I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra."

Fernandez was evidently seeking to diversify Argentina's steak-dominated meat industry when the speech turned to her sex/pork life.

Speaking of a weekend spent with her husband after eating the meat, Fernandez said, "We were in high spirits the whole weekend... I'm a pork fanatic."

Head of the association of pork producers, Juan Uccelli, backed up her claims, arguing that those in Denmark and Japan, where pork consumption is high, "have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have."

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Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez has told a gathering at her Presidential Palace that pork is even better than Viagra for spicing things up in the bedroom - and credited a satisfying weekend w...
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08:44 PM on 02/10/2010
she looks like an old low level prostitute...
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Ergon
Man From Atlan
02:30 PM on 01/30/2010
PETA's issued a fatwa.
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jasev01
09:49 AM on 01/30/2010
And the M u slims? How do they feel? Maybe if they ate pork they would have more s e x and then they would liberalize their laws on women?

On a side note, I don't know about Fernadaz's policies but she is pretty hot.
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LiberalLee
Yes I am a witch. Deal with it.
12:14 PM on 01/30/2010
I've always had a sneaking suspicion that the whole wrap-your-woman-in-a-tent thing was caused by a fundamental lack of ability and ,er... proportion in the men... Make the women inaccessible...throw in some gen.ital mutilation and presto! She'll never know what's she's been missing.
And now the whole pork ban... It makes sense...LOL!
08:44 AM on 01/30/2010
She should be forced to watch the expose on the slaughter industry,
"Meet Your Meat."
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-513747926833909134

If she can still reduce an animal's life to being just an aphrodisiac after that, she's not human.
Like someone's sex life is more important than a living thing? Pigs are among the smartest animals. They KNOW what is happening to them when they are taken to slaughter. I hope someone takes the Argentinian President to a pig slaughter house and makes her watch, and listen.
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LiberalLee
Yes I am a witch. Deal with it.
12:15 PM on 01/30/2010
Sorry Barky. Homo Sapiens would never have developed intelligence were it not for the protein found in meat. Even chimps will eat whatever meat they can find.
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Ergon
Man From Atlan
02:32 PM on 01/30/2010
Intelligence is dependant on fats and sugars, imho.
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RSKaz
Impact not ego.
08:41 AM on 01/30/2010
I thought you took Viagra to "pork."
08:17 PM on 01/29/2010
Goodness she is HOT! Argentina gets a model who talks about sex as a President and all we get is Hillary Clinton.
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LiberalLee
Yes I am a witch. Deal with it.
12:16 PM on 01/30/2010
Who isn't the president, silly. Obama's a good-looking man. If you wanted a looker for pres, go finance one. Palin ain't it though. Remember, no brains there.
04:47 PM on 01/29/2010
Uh Japan they have sex about 7 times a year on average so what the hell is this guy talking about with a harmonius sex life?
04:21 PM on 01/29/2010
Is she talking about her husband?
02:11 AM on 01/30/2010
No I think she is referring to the old pork sword.
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02:15 PM on 01/29/2010
Finally! A politician gives us USEFUL information.
06:43 PM on 01/29/2010
it's actually horribly untrue. even a fifth grader could find statistics about it
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omobob
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11:57 AM on 01/29/2010
When did Charo become president of Argentina?
08:45 AM on 01/30/2010
she's about as obnoxious too.
09:30 AM on 01/29/2010
Eh...heh, heh...she said pork...heh, heh.
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Ira7
09:04 AM on 01/29/2010
The woman's a nut.
overcat
My micro-bio is so full, it's bursting at the seam
07:56 AM on 01/29/2010
Why isn't this on the comedy page? Pure gold!
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07:48 AM on 01/29/2010
yuck. animal hormones.
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KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
07:30 AM on 01/29/2010
I'm sure all the meat, sausage, pork, salami, and kielbasa jokes are taken, so I will take a nap.