COMEDY
04/10/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of

As anyone who's ever encountered babies in the wild can tell you, they're shiftless little balls of deception and greed. Those of us who stand up to walk, and sit down to poop may not be Mother Theresa, but it turns out we had a long way to go from our babbling drooling selves.

Yes, unless you're a borderline sociopath today, you were probably at your worst before you ever uttered a word. It's science!

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