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John Mayer On "Sexual Napalm" Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Porn & His Penis

First Posted: 04/12/10 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:30 PM ET

Jessica Simpson
A 2004 photo of the pair, before they dated.

If you thought John Mayer's recent Rolling Stone interview had too much information, wait till you read his upcoming Playboy interview. It's online, and highlights include more information about sex, his penis, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson than readers may ever want.

On his love of porn:

When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.

On Jennifer Aniston:
We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense. It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? ...


One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, "These are the new rules."...

I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32.

On his 2006-07 relationship with Jessica Simpson:

That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...


There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."


And there was this exchange:

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?


MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that."

Read the whole thing here.

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