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John Mayer's Penis Speaks! Hates On Black Women, Embraces White Power (VIDEO)

First Posted: 04/14/10 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:30 PM ET

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John Mayer's bigoted penis has been in the news lately, as its taste for white women was the highlight of a ridiculous Playboy interview. Unfortunately, during that interview, it was unable to in get a word as Mayer, himself, grabbed all the headlines. That's understandable as Mayer's attempts at humor just ended up sounding racist:


My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

Though Mayer did acknowledge there are some exceptions: "Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

But we want to hear from the source. Right the horse's racist penis. Finally we can.


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John Mayer's bigoted penis has been in the news lately, as its taste for white women was the highlight of a ridiculous Playboy interview. Unfortunately, during that interview, it was unable to in get ...
John Mayer's bigoted penis has been in the news lately, as its taste for white women was the highlight of a ridiculous Playboy interview. Unfortunately, during that interview, it was unable to in get ...
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06:42 AM on 03/23/2010
One thing for sure is no one is interested in which woman he likes and which one he does not. For Mayer to drop names of famous black people who is attracted to, is plain shallow and for him to throw negative comments onl black woman is even more so.
I have lived long enough to see some white men in their youth demean black woman and secretly long to have one want them, and then see these young men grow old and want the black women whose skin is a lot more attractive. We need to realize that when our parents teach us to watch our tongues they are merely saying, 'one day you might have to chew your own words... so be careful what words you spit out.'
Black women should not be bothered by statements, No one in life ever insulted someone they never secretly admire or envy, the one who rushes to suppress is not comfortable in him/herself and wants every one else to feel as bad as they feel so they can elevate themselves. Black women, you do not get your esteem, beauty or confidence from Mayer, he may bloom today, but he will surely wither tomorrow- that , is the one thing we all have in common.
05:53 PM on 02/17/2010
This is part of the problem....... As long as we say it is acceptable for this enclave to do this and the other enclave to do that we are not curing racism.......We are enabling it and promoting it..... Based on the color of your skin you can do this and he can do that because of the color of his skin.....

This is not something that will change over night and will probably always exist to some extent. I also understand life is not fair and it is not smart to use the word because of its history.

He is very ignorant...who give a crap about rather he is into to black women...John Mayer has put it out their who he wishes he could get next to....And those women would not give him the time of day....So now he lets their names come out of his mouth....From the way his article read..... he has jungle fever
and dont know how to go about going their..........lmao.....All black people do not know him ...let alone adore him...didn't know who he was until he put this article out..
04:13 PM on 02/16/2010
Oh, Johnny, won't you let me be your woman? I can out-napalm Jessica in the bedroom AND I have a brain. Oh, darn I forgot, I'm black. But won't you reconsider?

Check out my blog post, "Let Me Be Your Girl, John Mayer!" and see what you think:

http://tartandsoul.com/2010/02/14/let-me-be-your-girl-john-mayer/
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DessLoch
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06:07 AM on 02/16/2010
A p e n i s is a p.e.n.i.s no matter how small--my apologies to Dr. Seuss

Methinks John had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad and very painful traumatic rejection from a black woman.
socialtalker
this micro-bio is a great idea!
10:55 PM on 02/15/2010
i hope to heavens he DOESNT forget what his privates say. black women dont need charity f**ks from mayer.
actually he is no different than 95% of other white men and a large number of black men.
this global culture indoctrinates us with black women being uglier than other women so have the tragedy of women the world over bleaching their skin, and cutting off their nose, dying and putting L-Y-E in their hair and stupid light eye contacts.
jaslyn
why can't we all just get along?
06:44 PM on 02/15/2010
Do people really have so little going on in their lives that whatever John Mayer thinks or believes is cause for getting upset, and actually writting ANOTHER article about what they found annoying?? He's made some great music, people love him, get over it.
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LonosCurse
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04:19 PM on 02/14/2010
Not that clever,
04:16 PM on 02/14/2010
he is sexy.
08:13 AM on 02/14/2010
bring out the magnigfy glass where is it lol
jaslyn
why can't we all just get along?
06:45 PM on 02/15/2010
love the photo you chose. original.
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tulsey
I was Bill Hicks.
01:38 AM on 02/14/2010
Listen to his music, don't worry about the rest, he is goofing on you.
02:27 AM on 02/14/2010
I've listened to his music, which is just as unfortunate as the rest of him.
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pfz
My micro bio is empty but not without feelings.
12:20 PM on 02/15/2010
yes it is and no he's not.
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tulsey
I was Bill Hicks.
12:40 AM on 02/14/2010
Signiture strats: Clapton, Jeff Beck, Buddy Guy, Stevie Ray, Jimi, JOHN MAYER! Wake up white people, he is goofingf on you.
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jlab
02:33 AM on 02/14/2010
Huh?!?!
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FoxIslander
Fox Island...no relation to Fox News
11:01 PM on 02/13/2010
sorry but this is a stoopid post...sorry I read it.
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jlab
02:34 AM on 02/14/2010
Yeah, but it has some GOLD in the comment section. Like that one thing FoxIslander had to say, was, like, deep.
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HuffGeist
It isn't 'Us and Them the People'. It is 'We'.
08:14 PM on 02/13/2010
That script must have taken countless slaving hours for those people to figure out. Maybe next time they can go for adding in some comedy.
07:29 PM on 02/13/2010
Its his disrespect towards two beautiful white women which should also raise headings. If that is all about mayer is about, dirty talking about jessica, ageism towards Jennifer and race baiting while playing in black music band, is rather twisted
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05:31 PM on 02/13/2010
damn i wished that dave chappelle would come back coz we need laughter not corny comedy.
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BabaLou7
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10:58 PM on 02/13/2010
Tell me about it...Dave Chappelle would have us gasping for air and begging for mercy...