New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other (VIDEO)

The Onion has reported that Minnesota has proposed a bill that will ban marriage between two people who don't love each, prompting hordes of loveless marriage supporters to take to the streets in protest. The "Purity of Marriage Act" would nullify 53% of marriages, including all the sexless couples who define marriage as "sitting silently in front of the TV set for twenty years." Paralleling the fight for gay rights, one woman made it clear: "We didn't choose to feel nothing for each other; that's just the way we are."


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New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

Comments

[sadwitness]

06:42 PM on 03/25/2010

Effing brilliant!!!

[trish74]

03:58 AM on 03/17/2010

lol

[inthedesert]

07:26 PM on 03/01/2010

This is too funny......very good.

[mad world]

10:33 PM on 02/17/2010

Hilarious!

[ebroadcast]

04:40 PM on 02/16/2010

Man I love The Onion

[Beka13]

11:13 AM on 02/16/2010

This is perfect satire espeically since the entire Republican party believes that the only way to a woman's heart is with money and power and the only way to a man's heart is to be plastic...

[ShellyintheWest]

03:11 PM on 02/16/2010

Shows what little you know.

[LiberalLee]

03:56 PM on 02/17/2010

YEAH!
They like silicone just as much as plastic, and they'll take $$ too!

[KIVPossum]

09:48 AM on 02/16/2010

Wonderful.

[GoDogGo]

06:34 PM on 02/15/2010

Genius. Pure genius.

[stargazer13]

05:53 PM on 02/15/2010

funny !!