Porn Company Offers John Mayer His Dream Job

tmz.com:

When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.

Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.

Read the whole story: tmz.com

Comments

[ontariogirl]

10:33 AM on 02/17/2010

What role will he play.....the dick....guess he won't have to act.

[Popchica]

09:27 PM on 02/16/2010

Hahahahahahahaaaaa

[shag11]

09:05 PM on 02/16/2010

Punk!!!

[harriettubman]

10:59 AM on 02/16/2010

I know his record company and manager are cringing. This company can throw in some Klan underwear for JM too.

He sounds obsessed with s*x in all of his interviews. These actresses probably hit him up after their introduction.

[cherieamour]

07:50 PM on 02/15/2010

...so he's a fluffer now?...

[robotfog]

04:11 PM on 02/15/2010

Frank Zappa directed a photo shoot for Hustler a while back.

Mayer's script should be about a guy who has continuous sex with women until eventually one of them morphs into his own likeness. Then when he ,as director, yells "cut", Lorena Bobbitt steps into the room carrying a knife.

If you have issues with what I wrote; take it up with my shrink.

[hotdowny]

09:54 PM on 02/17/2010

Favorite. LOL

[lmab]

04:11 PM on 02/15/2010

The just mistook a cape for a condom.

[jdrourke]

03:56 PM on 02/15/2010

Frankly, he should take the offer. He can charge Vivid serious money and put half of it toward several equal-rights groups, as well as a few other legit charities...

Do something right out of what was really, really d-u-m-b.

http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/2010/02/13/memo-to-john-mayer-from-his-little-friend/

[PETA Griffin]

03:01 PM on 02/15/2010

I hear he has a Usual Suspects like plot twist for his upcoming project...

White D***s, Black Chicks #46.

[spiderbucket]

02:57 PM on 02/15/2010

Anything to keep him from making more "music" would be great !

[jdrourke]

03:54 PM on 02/15/2010

Exactly! Ex-freaking-zactly. Mayer's popularity is as head-scratching as the time Dennis Miller was hired for Monday Night Football...

http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/

[bokiluis]

05:53 PM on 02/15/2010

John's music may not be your taste but he has millions of fans so speak for yourself because there is a large constituency that does not agree with you......me included.

[cungar]

09:19 AM on 02/16/2010

Just becuase you and a couple million people have bad taste doesn't mean the hundreds of millions of people who don't like him are wrong.

[harriettubman]

11:00 AM on 02/16/2010

Make that HAD. Many of his followers, except you, have left the bldg. They didn't expect a Klan rally.

[valeskas]

02:30 PM on 02/15/2010

I guess those pornstars want him to use his mouth.

[omobob]

02:27 PM on 02/15/2010

The fight for the bottom is always the most vicious.

[ontariogirl]

10:31 AM on 02/17/2010

Love your post.

[ItsRatedB]

02:10 PM on 02/15/2010

HE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT, I THINK HE WOULD MAKE HISTORY. CAUSE NOT MANY,, WELL SOME ACTRESS AND ACTORS HAVE DONE PORN AND YAHH, THEY MADE HISTORY. SO I AGREE, HE SHOULD TAKE THE OFFER. PLUS, BEING FAMOUS ALREADY AND ERR ONE KNOWS. HE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE MONEY ON THE SIDE, BOOM BOOM, SMILE FOR THE CAM, AND BE OUT. DUHHH!!!

[Lucky123]

05:32 PM on 02/15/2010

DO YOU THINK SO?????

MAYBE HE'LL SEE YOUR POST!! OF COURSE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS!!!

[JimR]

09:38 PM on 02/15/2010

LOOK! ME USE BIG LETTER, TOO! NOW PEOPLE THINK WE BOTH JERKS, JUST LIKE JOHN MAYER!!! LOL! LMAO

[Lucky123]

02:09 PM on 02/15/2010

So, he'll write boring porn, too?

[BikeFreak]

02:49 PM on 02/15/2010

That was what I was thinking.

[sheeshbrother]

02:05 PM on 02/15/2010

You just know it would be that gauzy,dreamy,lady porn.
Go away.