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04/19/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

DMX's B*tches: A Pie Chart (PICTURE)

If you've never heard DMX's delicate masterpiece, "What These B*tches Want," let us recap it for you. DMX has many b*tches, all of whom want something. He has so many of these b*tches that he needed a song to list them all for you. Hm. Perhaps that needs some further explanation. Please see Figure A below. (via Simply Doomztastic)

FIGURE A: