Snooki Reads Her First Book (POLL)

Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi, a newly-famous star from the MTV series "Jersey Shore", has perhaps reached a new level in her dumb-girl persona. Earlier today, she tweeted that she is tackling her very first book -- Nicholas Sparks's "Dear John", which is the basis for the recently-released movie of the same title. Check out a photo of her tweet below.

Snooki, along with the other "Jersey Shore" cast members, are earning a reputation for their lack of intelligence -- watch a segment where they appear on the "Jay Leno Show" and are unable to answer simple trivia questions -- but we can't help but wonder if it's somewhat of an act. This can't possibly be her first book ever... Can it?

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Is this really Snooki's first book?

Yes, she really is that dumb.

No, this is all an act.

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Comments

[claw8877]

09:42 AM on 02/24/2010

They're not exactly geniuses, but come on - she graduated from high school and is allegedly in community college. I find it extremely hard to believe that she hasn't read ONE book in her life.

[1shamus1]

09:44 PM on 02/18/2010

This must be a mistake.

You sure you don't mean that she WAS booked (criminally)??

Or possibly that she placed a BET with her book (bookie)??

Or maybe she booked a vacation.

In any event, you can't be serious about her actually reading a book.

She can only read in text script and Modicon.

She thinks a Standard Dictionary, is an air conditioner for a "Standard's crotch"!

She thinks a Thesaurus was a Dinosaur with a cleft pallet.

[sonnyshook]

06:13 PM on 02/22/2010

Sublime

[Balzac]

05:27 PM on 02/18/2010

It's plausible to me. Some people didn't grow up as literary snobs. There have been times in my life where there wasn't much beyond work, sports, and watching TV. If you had a nice social life with plenty of friends, you could probably go without choosing to read books for many years. What's the big deal?

[ragtag]

08:43 AM on 02/19/2010

You'd understand if you read a little more...

[Gover]

09:55 AM on 02/19/2010

The big deal is that you end up thinking it's not a big deal.

And then suddenly you live in a country where Wall Street is robbing you blind and your main concern is still who's going to win on American Idol of the Super Bowl.

And the two are quite related.

[Rogo99]

11:32 AM on 02/18/2010

She did a nice job staying inside the lines!

[kilbilly]

10:42 AM on 02/18/2010

See, America really does have talent!

[A Flock Of Budgies]

12:47 PM on 02/18/2010

Yeah, OK.

[Thomas Alan]

08:51 AM on 02/18/2010

celebs are often paid to endorse products on twitter could this be the case here?

[booker52]

06:57 AM on 02/18/2010

If this little gal had read more during her life, she might not have become a bimbo joke on a not so flattering reality show.

[Skygazer]

02:29 AM on 02/18/2010

Yet more proof that only people in the middle of a revolution should be allowed to twitter.

[RobertFromMN]

07:32 AM on 02/18/2010

Some would argue that "Snooki" is a part of the Stupid Revolution.

[toxicbrainpoison]

12:16 AM on 02/18/2010

i doubt its her first book because the jersey show is scripted and scripts count as literature

[homily]

09:29 PM on 02/17/2010

bo = book ?

[Jingo]

11:19 PM on 02/17/2010

You're right. I think she just got a new tattoo and was trying to spell boob.

[jadednotoverrated]

12:49 AM on 02/18/2010

If you looked at the article, you'd see that she tweeted that, the number of characters you can put in one tweet is only 140. She probably abbreviated the word book or it may have been a typo. Who knows?

[homily]

01:50 AM on 02/18/2010

From the context I can see she meant "book." But I've never seen "bo" as short form for "book."
If she got rid of 2 exclamation points she would have the characters needed to spell "book."

[khowser]

09:28 PM on 02/17/2010

I'm not Jay Leno.

[Proud Bay Man]

07:03 PM on 02/17/2010

THIS JUST IN>>>
Snooki reads her first blog about Snooki reading a book.

[sunshades]

06:47 PM on 02/17/2010

Of course it's not possible, unless she never attended any level of schooling in the United States.

[jadednotoverrated]

05:18 PM on 02/17/2010

It sounds like an act, then again you shouldn't take the word of someone who isn't a Snooki hater like me.

[Fleurdamour]

05:04 PM on 02/17/2010

Do we expect Snooki to be an intellectual?

[cameron d]

01:06 AM on 02/18/2010

I didn't know that reading puts you into the intellectual category. Oh how far have we fallen?