04/24/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Juggalo News Is Your Source For Current Events, Insanity (NSFW VIDEO)

If we're being honest, we're terrified of The Insane Clown Posse, and more so of their fans, The Juggalos. But maybe we've been shortsighted, viewing them as a gang of rabid clowns, moshing their way into our nightmares anytime a crowd presents itself. Turns out they're a civilized bunch, and if anything, have strong political views -- such as why Obama needs to prove he's "not a p-ssy ass."

With trusty anchor Krazee Thug Nuts manning the newsdesk, and respected Juggalo pundits Murderbitch and Phats Cockstrangla chiming in, Juggalo News is your source for everything insane. (via Scott Gairdner)