With childhood obesity continuing to plague the youth of America, The Onion asks the question: Should we be shaming these obese children more? According to these experts, yes. And on top of that, insulting these kids can be fun for the whole family. But sending them in calorie-burning meltdown isn't the only answer. The obese are regularly glamorized on TV. The solution: "If you introduce a fat character, have that fat character die of heart disease before the season is over."