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While watching Eric Massa on Glenn Beck's show today we couldn't help but think "he's a little bonkers." Normally, if you're watching Beck's show, anything bonkers becomes comparatively normal--even safe--so we knew that something special was happening. Instead of pondering the phenomenon, we decided to severely edit the video to make it even more intriguing by highlighting the amazing amount of sexual innuendo inherent in the conversation.


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[hoover20076]

that was the worst editing job ever.

[carl99e]

I think HuffPo pays its employees with nuts and berries.

[Justdontgetit]

This joker has given us some good laugh material, but I do sympathize for his wife and children. I really do.

[VeritasCaliber]

What the hell did I just watch... What the hell did I just hear... I am confused yet disturbed.

[Json]

I feel like I just eavesdropped on someone's private therapy session, except the doctor double booked his patients and then forgot to show up.

[yemaya]

LOL! fanned

[Steamboater]

The motst ridiculous part of the interview and the most telling was Massa showcasing a scrapbook of guys in the military he kept that he described as something out of an orgy by Caligula. Who took thos pics was a question he should have been asked too and why did he keep put them in a photograph album and keep them for so long? I guess if you're in the closet , you need something to get you off.

[BlackJAC]

I take it you didn't see JARHEAD.

[garagenoir]

U.S. Out of Glennbeckistan NOW! on Facebook.

[Yikes11]

fan of GB, who let tghis t@r// in?

[Kent Ireton]

Even though Glenn felt he wasted our time, his alter ego Ben Gleck http://www.facebook.com/pages/Help-Ben-Gleck-Get-More-Fans-than-Glenn-Beck/311085002429?ref=ts on Facebook loved the interview.

[LMPE]

These guys love giving us material.

[BlackJAC]

Who has tickle fights after the age of 9?

[Steamboater]

LOL These weren't tickle fights like kids have. Tickling is a sexual fetish. I know. It's hard for many to believe but it is and it usually happens when there's bondage involved with the sub tied up and helpless and then as Massa said, tickeled untill he laughs so hard he can't breathe.

[BlackJAC]

If he can't breathe how can he deliver the safe word?

[yemaya]

how do you know this?

[TeriquaJones]

You know a lot about this. Do you really think these guys were getting their tickle freaks on in the middle of all these people?
I thought it was funny when he said he had a tickle fight. But that just got a WHOLE LOT FUNNIER!

[attilathehoneycom]

Why kick a dog that has lost it's legs? I am a big fan of Glenn Beck but who knows what Massa has been through. Is it within your mental grasp that he and his family might have been threatened if he said too much? Massa was out of his league on that show and he also has cancer. What Beck should have done is a private taped interview making him state all the alleged points about the current administration he claimed he wanted to make public. Beck then should have told him that if he deviated from those points that he had on tape, he'd cut the interview short and have a back up to finish up the time slot.
Rahm Emanuel is the same man who said, "never let a good crisis go to waste." His middle name is "Throw Mama Off The Train." He is without morals, ethics and principles. There were no witnesses to the shower incident so I'd believe Pee Wee Herman over Rahm Emanuel. Massa is gone and why keep kicking a dead dog. In the end, I think it's all about the VOTE.
Attila Honey

[cbvani]

You lost me at "I am a big fan of Glenn Beck."
What?

[Ken Maddox]

Me too, it is hard to believe anything said after "I am a big fan of Glenn Beck."

[aaronl37]

You love Glen Beck? really? One without morals, ethics, and principles seem to be on the side of religion.
Their are few witnesses to the Holocaust.
Does that mean it did not happen?
of course not.
If you like to listen to glen beck we ordinary U.S. citizens should be able to spy on you. For you crazy uneducated people have to be told what to believe. You could not think for yourself if your life depended on it.

[chrisberge72]

sheesh

[aaronl37]

tell me how that works out for you. excuses are boring. i know i have never lied my entire life over something as simple as sexual orientation. Go on and kid your self's to death to your audience. Just dont think us rational people are going to be behind you

[Steamboater]

What politician has principles etc? They're all hacks and would throw anyone under the triain to retain power, just as Obama threw progressives under the train by not working at and pushing for a public option in healthcare reform and sucking up to the likes of Lieberman in the process.

[Justdontgetit]

I had to stop reading after "fan of".

I'm going to wash my hands. I feel dirty.

[ScottyBob]

Both these men are closet cases begging to be exposed before they explode.

[MsDee]

**Fanned**

That whole thing was a mess. My head hurts now.

[thrugreeneyez]

Massa should save us all a lot of time and come out of the closet, already.

[AGarcia]

"You're a fireman... we need another hose over here"... hilarious.

[TeriquaJones]

Does that line work??

[Totto]

"The Whole Schmazole"?