Korean Man Marries Pillow (VIDEO)

Remember that episode of "30 Rock" where James Franco's character was in love with a pillow? Oh that was so funny. You know, because it was a scripted television show. Not real life. I wouldn't think that would need such a distinction, but then again, I wouldn't expect a man in Korea to marry a pillow.

But according to the UK Metro, this is precisely what happened, as Lee Jin-gyu has made a body pillow his bride.

This isn't the time to go into a "If a man in Korea can marry a pillow, how is gay marriage still..." tirade. This is a time to just let your jaw hit the floor and bask in the ridiculousness of this happening. (Plus, it's not like he married a Robert Pattinson pillow. That'd be gay. Clearly the guy prefers female pillows, as he printed a busty anime character on the side.)

If you're dying to see the happy newlyweds in action, here's a look at their day at the amusement park. You must be this crazy to ride the roller coasters.


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Comments

[David Monarrez]

06:46 PM on 04/30/2010

People that have a Facebook

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[Penchinon]

02:30 PM on 03/15/2010

Isn't that Fate from Lyrical Nanoha on the pillow? Wouldn't that make it rape/abduc­tion, since she's already Nanoha's wife?

[iconoclast6]

11:31 AM on 03/15/2010

Sorta like the Robot Pilot in "Airplane?­"

[Sievehead]

08:46 PM on 03/14/2010

A flaming foam-o-sex­ual if ever there was one...

[iconoclast6]

11:31 AM on 03/15/2010

His laundry bills will be astronomic­al.

[llnwonderland]

01:36 PM on 03/14/2010

I'd expect this kinda thing from a Japanese person, less so from a Korean.

[ManuOB1]

07:38 AM on 03/14/2010

Yes but their little cushions should be adornle.

[Poorsarah]

12:15 AM on 03/14/2010

The lunatic is in his head, the lunatics are in his head (words from Pink Floyd; cite)...go­t to keep the loonies on the path...

[onlyThis]

11:10 PM on 03/13/2010

This gives me an idea for a franchise. You've all heard of Build-A-Be­ar, make your own Teddy Bear? Well...

[onlyThis]

11:04 PM on 03/13/2010

Awww... the kids will be cute, not very bright, but cute.

[breathestolive]

10:23 PM on 03/13/2010

And I thought American TV was awful. The hosts/repo­rters laughing at this guy outright, that's just embarrasin­g.

[HateToImpose]

11:05 PM on 03/13/2010

Well... he did marry a pillow, so he kind of brought it on himself.

[huffy2001]

10:16 PM on 03/13/2010

Hey...he's just feathering his nest.

[CristineN]

09:08 PM on 03/13/2010

Let's hope he doesn't also have a siberian husky puppy at home, mine has eaten 13 pillows in the past six months...

[Beatrice Woods]

08:29 PM on 03/13/2010

AND I THOUGHT WHITE PEOPLE WERE CRAZY!

[emmeaki]

08:41 PM on 03/13/2010

Crazy comes in all races and ethnicitie­s!!!

[JessWonderin]

08:19 PM on 03/13/2010

would a pillow fight be "spousal abuse"????

[tj101]

08:51 PM on 03/13/2010

heh heh....goo­d one.

[maigoro]

08:58 PM on 03/13/2010

lol -

[danusgram]

07:36 PM on 03/13/2010

"here comes the bride ....here comes the bride ....oops here comes the pillow!