Big Butter Jesus Dominates Google, Arteries (PHOTO)

If you've found this article, most likely you were reading Google trends (which is being dominated by Big Butter Jesus), you heard it mentioned on TV, or most likely, you love Jesus and you love butter and it was just a matter of time before you came across this.

Regardless, here it is: Big Butter Jesus in all its artery clogging glory. presiding over Monroe, OH.

Okay, so it's actually made of styrofoam and fiberglass. Not butter. And it's official name is "King of Kings," which is misleading, as we'll ultimately end up calling him "The Butter King." But we all know there is only one true "Butter King":

According to Google trends, the related searches include "sexygirl, sexting, and sexing the body gender politics and the construction of sexuality video." Obviously, Big Butter Jesus is involved in some sort of politically motivated sexy girl video. Jesus, Ohio, what kind of racket are you running? And where can I buy tickets?

Comments

[9liberal]

07:33 PM on 03/14/2010

Here in Ohio, we call that Touchdown Jesus.

[BLinCincinnati]

09:59 PM on 03/15/2010

Yeah, I've never heard it called Big Butter Jesus. I've always heard it called Touchdown Jesus as well.

[eialbur]

08:16 AM on 03/16/2010

Yup - I live a couple of miles from there, and we all call it Touchdown Jesus.

[9liberal]

06:12 PM on 03/16/2010

Yeah, I never heard Big Butter either....­they don't know we are a football state or what? lol

[Diskatopia]

05:48 PM on 03/14/2010

You sure that's not Big Butter Sgt. Elias?

http://www­.screenbes­t.com/imag­es/platoon­22.jpg

[futate01]

03:01 PM on 03/14/2010

Jesus spoke to me last night and he said: "Splish-sp­lash I was taking a bath..."

[Michael Beaver]

02:39 PM on 03/14/2010

I have driven by that many times going from Cincinnati to Detroit. I actually saw it being built and for the longest time we had no idea what it was until it was finished..­.

[gavrielle]

12:33 PM on 03/14/2010

It's made of Styrofoam and fiberglass­? Wow! I can't believe it's not butter.

[ManuOB1]

07:42 AM on 03/14/2010

Next, they'll need a statue of St. Mary Margerine.

[Igor13]

07:45 PM on 03/13/2010

It's all coming together now.
Butter Jesus.
Jesus on toast.
I see a pattern emerging.

[Francojet]

05:41 PM on 03/13/2010

A graven image. Plain, simple, and obvious. The worst thing you can do to bible-thum­pers is make them follow their bible rules. They CAN'T.

[NakedPete]

05:17 PM on 03/14/2010

That's the point do o che juice. If you could follow them then you wouldnt need a savior. Study theology a bit before you start poking imaginary holes in an idealogy.

[NewArtz]

10:58 PM on 03/15/2010

Don't forget about the goats and the sheep at the judgment. "But Lord, Lord, I did this in your name, and I did that in your name," plead the goats, but He says,

"Depart from me you workers of iniquity, I never knew you!"

Just because Billy Graham says you're saved doesn't mean anything. Cheap mind control techniques and 4 step theology tracts are just crowd control for cult members but have nothing to do with anyone actually becoming a disciple of Jesus Christ.

It's best to be pierced by the words reported to have been spoken by Christ before anything should be presumed other than the fact that you've been misguided by centuries of theology.

Repent or perish. Do the deeds, bear the fruit or else you're good for nothing but to be trampled under the feet of men.

Did Christ create Christiani­ty or did Constantin­e? Does Christiani­ty have a savior or a warlord? Check out all the times Christ mentions "Christian­ity".

Christiani­ty is no more than a white washed tomb that stinks to high heaven from being filled with piles and piles of dead men's bones. Christiani­ty is the anti-Chris­t that supplies excuses and hypocritic­al disguises for bad behavior all the while heaping condemnati­on on all those who aren't "saved" like Christians­.

Get real.

[NoSandwiches]

05:49 AM on 03/13/2010

Brought to mind the end of the Planet of the Apes where the astronaut comes across the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand.

[JaCar]

01:01 AM on 03/13/2010

I peed in that lake.

[Wilkby]

09:50 PM on 03/12/2010

But I thought he could walk ON the water!

[coastalcarla]

06:26 PM on 03/12/2010

What's with the little cross? Although Christians like to carry around little versions of that t0rture device, I don't think Jesus would have particular­ly wanted to carry around something that was so uncomforta­ble for him.

[Chlowina]

12:11 AM on 03/13/2010

What an insightful thought. I nominate you my genius for the day. You taught me something and I'll never look at another person wearing a cross or crucifix without thinking of your post. Probably also will have to hold back a giggle. Thanks.

[tjconkster]

05:38 PM on 03/12/2010

I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my "Touchdown Jesus", on the dashboard of my car...

It plays, come on now..

[MsMarchHare]

05:18 PM on 03/12/2010

My biggest worry is that it will be picked up by a tornado and drop on some poor guy's house. I mean what would you think if a giant Jesus landed on your house....o­r you saw him fly by your window or something?

[darr]

03:33 AM on 03/15/2010

It's three thirty in the morning. I am in day 3 of a horrible flu and I can't sleep because every time I lay down, I cough. So you can see why I wasn't in a particular­y up mood....lo­l.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Honestly, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants, literally.
Thans again and you mad my night....F­ANNED!

[MsMarchHare]

05:14 PM on 03/12/2010

I live about 20 minutes away from "Touchdown­" as we call him, but we interchang­e that with "Big Butter" That's what the local radio station calls him in traffic reports as in "Traffic is stalled by an accident about 1 mile north of "Big Butter". Seriously. Its a pretty hideous statue...t­hey had to have the head remade when they were building him because it was out of purportion with the rest of the body (too small) and the new head is really puggish imho. It does look like its been made from butter.

Thanks Heywood!

[MochasMom]

11:53 AM on 03/13/2010

"Traffic is stalled by an accident about 1 mile north of "Big Butter".

That made me laugh out loud, thanks!