Why purchase a crisp, clean shirt when you can buy a Balmain tee that already has gaping holes in it? This olive green number is 100% cotton and "simply slips on," according to Net-A-Porter.
Looks super comfy--except for obvious draft! All yours for...$1,625.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Goes great with Louis Vuitton's $1,960 Trash Bag Purse, to complete the bourgeois bum look.
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