Jennifer Aniston's Beauty Advice: 'Stop Eating S**t'

Jennifer Aniston has summarzied her secret for looking good. The "Bounty Hunter" star is on the cover of the UK Harper's Bazaar - on sale this week - and inside, responding to her thoughts on Botox (which she says she has avoided) she says she could never give up wine or dairy and, "My advice: just stop eating shit every day."

She also talks about her "rebirth" five years after her split from Brad Pitt and the failure of "Derailed."

Below are quotes from the press release.

On her love of British comedy:

"I so love the British sense of humour - I was obsessed with Benny Hill and Monty Python as a child. Oh my god, and I am so hooked on Ricky Gervais."

On her fans being upset by her racy roles:

"With Derailed [a dark action thriller opposite Clive Owen], I loved being racy. Love it...But people couldn't cope with me being involved in rape and murder."

On her rebirth:

"The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box."

On the power of women:

"I grew up admiring strong women like journalist Barbara Walters and super-agent Sue Mengers, who represented Ali McGraw. But now look where we've got to as women. We've had a woman run for President. There is nothing like our power."

On botox:

"I could do it, and I mean these lines are getting deeper every day, but when I tell you what's happened to me - these lines are just about living. Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated. My advice: just stop eating shit every day."

On her fellow Hollywood leading ladies:

"I love what Drew Barrymore is doing with directing. It's so much about a rebirth for her, and I love it when people are living in the now, like her. I hate it when people look back and regret what they haven't got. That's how I feel about my own life now. And my God, let's talk about how much I love Demi Moore as well. What kind of Kool-Aid is she drinking?"

The whole May issue and Aniston feature is on sale April 1 (no joke!) and the below photos were taken by Alexi Lubomirski and are courtesy of Harper's Bazaar.

Comments

[aon6688]

09:47 PM on 04/16/2010

Yawn. Yawn. Thank God we don't have to hear about Brad and Angelina. Seriously. I have nothing against her. She is beautiful, but she is so boring! Her movies are mediocre and she seems to have gotten this far because people felt sorry for her. Clearly playing the sympathy card ad nauseum has worked. I saw the Bounty Hunter and it was awful! Marlee and Me was a success because it was about a DOG, not Jennifer Aniston. I just don't get her. As far as actress and talent go, I give her a 4 out of 10. As far as her personal life, rebirth, yada yada....who cares.

[Marnie SPRING]

09:27 AM on 04/10/2010

Too bad good eating doens't make her prettier, because she has an ugly mug, like Renee "lemon face" Zellwegger.

[m a x]

05:14 PM on 04/03/2010

so hot.
brad pitt, you eeddeeot.

[comepo]

11:38 PM on 04/04/2010

She is: http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Jennifer%20Aniston

[AnnT]

02:56 PM on 04/03/2010

Love her. -Team Jennifer

[dianhow]

12:07 PM on 04/03/2010

jen a bit of plastic surgery helps too " new ' Nose etc

[berthanan]

12:02 PM on 04/03/2010

Same hair,same style...Can't wait to see her at 75....

[starrianna]

01:04 AM on 04/03/2010

WHAT SHE ***REALLY*** SAID:

"I so love the British sense of humour - I was obsessed with Benny Hill and Monty Python as a child. Why? Because I love boobies. Women's boobies, as Benny Hill called them."

"I loved being racy. Love it...I am so racy. It's so racy. I'm racy."

"The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. Look out, world, I am going to do things that are relevant and meaningful again. Like a really born again movie like The Goodbye Girl or something. Something people will watch and remember. Or remember not throwing up or something. Something new."

I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box. Unless the box belongs to Gina Gershon. Or some hot girl who I'm just friends with. Because I can't find a man. Because I'm remodeling my house for a lifetime of singledom. With lots of boxes. Hot smelly boxes. I just can't be put in them though."

"I grew up admiring strong women like journalist Barbara Walters and super-agent Sue Mengers, who represented Ali McGraw. But now look where we've got to as women. We've had a woman run for President. There is nothing like our power." HAHAHAHA. God I am so racy right now! Why did you ask me about strong women?!?!? Sue Mengers gets me going."

[pissdoffinohio]

07:15 AM on 04/03/2010

geezus H what is with the venom? there is nothng less attractive than catty jealousy and yours borders on epic.

[IMEHO]

09:55 AM on 04/03/2010

Shes an obsessed irrational hater - also a fan of JP or being paid by them.

The usual rants -

She is single and its only a "crime", if she is this - not if Cameron Diaz, or Janet Jackson are
She is childless and this is a crime - not for Cameron Diaz and Janet Jackson

You just have to tune off - to the irrational obsessive haters

[starrianna]

12:37 PM on 04/03/2010

She is perhaps the easiest (and most fun) celebrity to make fun of!

She is:

* untalented
* annoying
* amazingly boring
* always looking pissy
* probably in the closet but noone cares
* NOT an A-list actor
* completely shallow and self-absorbed
*
*

aargh here I go again. it's too easy! you can just go on and on!

and her quotes are "epic" -- as you say -- stupid!

[qaan]

10:13 PM on 04/07/2010

Obsess much?

[starrianna]

01:02 AM on 04/03/2010

PART 2 What she REALLY said!

"I don't starve myself in an extremist way, in a sporty kind of way."

"You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated. Yes, I am that shallow. Don't take my coffee or I will have you killed."

"I love what Drew Barrymore is doing with directing. It's so much about a rebirth for her, and I love it when people are living in the now, like her. It's like she has a career or something. I wonder what that's like. I want to direct things. I call my PR people every time I take a dump, but sometimes they don't call the press and it angers me. I need a rebirth. Or more fiber or something."

"I hate it when people look back and regret what they haven't got. That's how I feel about my own life now. I actually feel this way. You are supposed to feel sorry for me. Like, I only have $113,398,489.79 left and it's really causing me to regret things. And I have 4 secret girlfriends now instead of 8. Actually that's not true. Gosh, I'm so racy right now. I need more fiber."

"And my God, let's talk about how much I love Demi Moore as well. What kind of Kool-Aid is she drinking? Would she let me drink it out of her fountain? Watch out, I'm feeling racy again."

[sexyrexy]

02:07 AM on 04/03/2010

ever read such a bird brain? hilarious!

[starrianna]

12:58 AM on 04/03/2010

WHAT SHE ***REALLY*** SAID:

"I so love the British sense of humour - I was obsessed with Benny Hill and Monty Python as a child. Why? Because I love boobies. Women's boobies."

"I loved being racy. Love it...I am so racy. It's so racy. I'm racy."

"The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. Look out, world, I am going to do things that are relevant and meaningful again. Like a really born again movie like The Goodbye Girl or something. Something people will watch and remember. Or remember not throwing up or something. Something new."

I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box. Unless the box belongs to Gina Gershon. Or some hot girl who I'm just friends with. Because I can't find a man. Because I'm remodeling my house for a lifetime of singledom. With lots of boxes. Hot smelly boxes. I just can't be put in them though."

"I grew up admiring strong women like journalist Barbara Walters and super-agent Sue Mengers, who represented Ali McGraw. But now look where we've got to as women. We've had a woman run for President. There is nothing like our power." HAHAHAHA. God I am so damn horny right now! Why did you ask me about strong women?!?!? Sue Mengers gets me going. Are these pants tight or am I sporting some camel toe right now?"

[snaphappy]

09:48 PM on 04/02/2010

She says: "With Derailed [a dark action thriller opposite Clive Owen], I loved being racy. Love it...But people couldn't cope with me being involved in rape and murder."

Uh, no. What we can't cope with (read: believe) is Jennifer Aniston in the femme fatale role stealing a man like Clive Owen. The only thing I envy is how she can spin marginal talent into a multimillion-dollar fortune.

[sexyrexy]

02:08 AM on 04/03/2010

her fsther probsvly helped her hire good handlers. and she got some advise from Brad Pitt .

[figure8]

02:21 PM on 04/02/2010

Right....just shove a tube up your arse 3-5 times a day for your colin cleanse...........you're so full of yourself

[lala lele]

01:40 PM on 04/02/2010

I cannot say that I hate Jen because I do not know her but I have zero respect for her... I am not a big Friends fan but I have to admit it is decent (but overated) yes she was in a few good movies in the mid nighties,however she is sooo annoying sure we should all eat biodynamic organic food but not everybody has their own personal chef and trainer her movie is out she needs to stop doing interviews until the next one is showing I need a break from this woman

[beigeslacks]

10:25 PM on 04/02/2010

Yes, because she's a dummy. I mean, that's what it gets down to: this woman is a harmless dummy whose range of insight extends from yoga to junk food. That's about it. And this notion of "rebirth" that she uses in this article is such a grotesque figure! Yuck. I picture her climbing out of a clam shell, along with Drew Barrymore. Not attractive.

[sexyrexy]

02:09 AM on 04/03/2010

you're hilarious!

[alex200901]

10:58 AM on 04/02/2010

I had the unfortuntance of sitting through a movie while strapped in on a plance (where jennifer was in a flower shop all the time or something) needless to say, she is a pretty white girl, but my advice: stop making movies - you suck at it.

[IMEHO]

11:33 AM on 04/02/2010

Shes great at comedies and shes had four number hit comedy movies I'm sure she'll listen to you

[MtnMutt]

01:53 PM on 04/03/2010

She was in a good ensemble cast on a sitcom. But what are these hit movies I keep reading here? As I can recall all were bombs to disappointments. She really can't carry a lead role in a movie like Lisa Kudrow. She'll look good for a few more years and then the career will be over. I'm surprised she's still getting movie roles now.

[leskataus]

10:45 PM on 04/09/2010

She works well only as a part of an ensemble cast not as a leading lady. That's why her most successful movies as well as her TV show "Friends" worked as well as they did. She was part of an ensemble cast in all of them.

[valeskas]

10:23 AM on 04/02/2010

I love Jennifer Aniston and the way she presents herself. Why people hate her so much I do not understand, but I guess that they are jealous of her. She is lovely, has good taste and never really attacked any one, not like a lot of losers, who hate her. Good luck Jennifer.

[LauraDallasTx]

02:31 PM on 04/02/2010

Don't hate her. Just don't think she's a good actress. I think she is famous because the media likes her, not because of acting ability.

[IMEHO]

03:00 PM on 04/02/2010

Are you serious the media "likes" this woman who they constantly call desperate and pathetic and practically ban people from going to see her movies.

Shes had ten years on a series 54 million people watched, and five hit movies, justification enough to be in the public eye

[IMEHO]

03:05 PM on 04/02/2010

Please go look at teh reviews from the critics who all work for the MSM, practically banned people from seeing her movies - for no good reason at all

[beigeslacks]

10:27 PM on 04/02/2010

ummm..."good taste"? Where does John Mayer factor into that assessment?

[IMEHO]

09:56 AM on 04/03/2010

Heidi Klum also dated John Mayer? So Heidi also doesn't have taste?

[gabruf]

09:54 AM on 04/02/2010

What a bunch of jealous, bitter people! The fact remains, she has money, fame , & a great body. You guys are gonna penalize her for that!?
You all must be so proud of yourselves!!

[sexyrexy]

11:22 AM on 04/02/2010

she's DULL!

[IMEHO]

11:32 AM on 04/02/2010

You are DULL

[sexyrexy]

11:23 AM on 04/02/2010

by the way-- she's not the only omne whose got what you mentioned. but unlike her- they have more between t he ears!